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What if there is no game? What if up until he dies kojima just a releases trailers and once he dies you can put all the trailers together and play it backwards to get a full movie and in that movie is a single use activation key for the only copy of game
 
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What if you have to eat beached whales to regain.. health points? HideoKojima( please let us know
 

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I wouldn't be too bothered if the gameplay itself turns out to be shite, I'm more in it for the story that kojima has stewing now that he can do whatever the fuck he wants without a shit publisher breathing down his neck
[doublepost=1512749417][/doublepost]plus he's besties with del toro like come on
 

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I wouldn't be too bothered if the gameplay itself turns out to be shite, I'm more in it for the story that kojima has stewing now that he can do whatever the fuck he wants without a shit publisher breathing down his neck
[doublepost=1512749417][/doublepost]plus he's besties with del toro like come on
cant wait for him to turn that the end sniper battle shit where you can wait an irl week and he dies into some shit with like a really hard boss fight that can be avoided by waiting a real life year
 

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cant wait for him to turn that the end sniper battle shit where you can wait an irl week and he dies into some shit with like a really hard boss fight that can be avoided by waiting a real life year

or you have to find kojima irl and he gives you a special copy of the game that keeps your save and kojima himself is suddenly in the game and there's a 70 minute cutscene of him fighting the boss for you
 
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kojima humour best humour

even with norman reedus' funky fetus giving the thumbs up
 

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So how can you say it looks shit if you think not enough is shown yet to decide??
to decide if it's good is what i mean. i'm saying that at this moment i'm more inclined to say that it might be more shit than good
 

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Wait, did Sam vomit water bears?
 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KOJIMA WILL DELIVER KOJIMA WILL DELIVER KOJIMA WILL DELIVER'

HE HASN'T LET ME DOWN YET OKAY??
 

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What if you have to eat beached whales to regain.. health points? HideoKojima( please let us know
Na, you'll just have to scavenge magical Gatorade that instantly heals your gush wounds.
 

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Norman was literally standing on the edge of the crater with an abandoned child deep inside of him at the end of the trailer

What's your game Kojima
 
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