jesus christ denton
my pc broken ( ._.) Jul 20, 2019 at 4:10 PM
Grats and welcome back
everyone: so i wa-
dee pixel: Grab the stapler and stamp it straight into his eyeballs, ridding him of his vision. Then, we shall feed him his own penis while he gargles on a pint of acid. Namaste.
nice to know we’re still fucking killing people over script items
yeah... if only bullets and potato chips weren’t so fuckin rare... maybe crafted bullets and potato chips
F-Fuck...! My Roll of Duct Tape [A Roll of Duct Tape.]..! Time for retribution... *Pumps Twelve Gauge.*
We have reached Nirvana
Squats, laying a steaming mass on the curb.
@sambo does not pay his taxes and hates God.
-rep bad trader
Another word out of you and I'll emancipate your head off the curb.
If you keep this up, I'll have no choice but to ecrunkulate you.
skeet skeet motherfucker
lotta people don’t really do head trauma right. you don’t just shake off getting knocked unconscious or getting punched twenty times
one time i had a splinter on my toe and we had to amputate because witness sterilization was still a thing
but its a roleplay server
I went on my drivers ed class and came back to 24 alerts wtf
Silence, you insolent whore.
Things liberals are afraid of: the truth.
the combine is not the union. the combine is the interdimensional entity. the union is the combine-backed earth government.
as a rebel, I will show resistance by not noting a difference and claiming the CWU worker is as bad as the invading soldier.
i’ve noticed a fair few who play at least semi regularly don’t take things ic very often, like the entirety of hl2rp is confined to i17 and
one of the most annoying instance of this is when someone'll do like '/datafile john' without knowing the character's CID beforehand
bruh names are not unique if you try and find one John Dan in the whole world/a massive city you're going to have conflicting results, that's why a specific numerical identifier exists in the first place
but i always feel like a nitpicky asshole when i bring it up in LOOC
are you Jules Harvey Garvey Eric number 55773 or 89331?
@Dan SLA gaming had it so that you actually had to /datafile a person's CID in order to access it. It was pretty cool.
This was literally 2013 though. Not sure if it can be done today.
@Mateozz feel like pure shit just want her back
/me takes out his glock-17, aiming at you from a decisive distance of 1000 meters, pulling the trigger once, delivering a single strong velocity bullet towards your head, instantly ending your life.
/looc ok u have to die cuz my char served 10 tours in SAS sorry bro :)())((((
i’d just ban fuckers like that
so when are you re-applying for media dev
Make me a media dev
i dont suck kiddie dick cns
Media developers are the men pulling the strings of nebulous cloud, from deep in the shadows. Truly they are the ones we must fear.
i hate s2rp because i’m shit at roleplaying but good at csgo
i played ww3 roleplay for four years and any other system of conflict is alien to me
i don't think any normal person would feel insulted after being called a shit roleplayer lol
did you remove me on steam you little snake
there will be consequences for this betrayal
take taht box back right now
you have been warned
cuando el novio de tu esposa tiene chipotle
Banned: (Permanent) | Reason: Can you stop being a passive aggressive shitter all the time? You can state your opinion and argue against another person's opinion without being a complete cunt about it. Thanks.
i’ve made it a point to never do any sort of combat roleplay here. everyone dodges or blocks your shit like it’s a quick-time event.
// bro you cant dodge i just dodged!!!!
Press X to be a fun ruining /me dodger
@ruble @Roadman with the Timbs