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so anyway hey here’s a good idea

if you’re playing this game, don’t look at the comments of any trailers or shit like that

spoilers everywhere
Keanu Reeves STOLE MY MINECRAFT DIAMONDS and KILLED MY HORSE IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2?!?!?!?
 
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Keanu Reeves STOLE MY MINECRAFT DIAMONDS and KILLED MY HORSE IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2?!?!?!?
the story of cyberpunk

keanu reeves says “wake the fuck up samurai”
then he takes a fat shit and dies

the end
 
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bros do i actually buy the game i don't want it to be delayed for another time/turn out to be absolute ass
 

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bros do i actually buy the game i don't want it to be delayed for another time/turn out to be absolute ass

review average is 9/10, Devs said a majority of bugs will be fixed with the Day 1 patch

game should be good to go
 

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review average is 9/10, Devs said a majority of bugs will be fixed with the Day 1 patch

game should be good to go
user or game reviewer though because you can't really trust the paid reviewers
i mean it'll probably be fucking kino but i don't know if i cant warrant the purchase
 

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user or game reviewer though because you can't really trust the paid reviewers
i mean it'll probably be fucking kino but i don't know if i cant warrant the purchase

every review (user and game reviewer) has basically given it a "near-perfect, but very buggy right now" review

except for gamespot which gave it a "i didnt touch 90% of the game so its bad" out of 10
 
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hey so apparently your son is the villain in fallout 4?

@Blackquill thats what people on 4chan have been saying do you think its true?
 
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people with epilepsy arent fucking stupid playing games with its a risk as is they know to check whatever they're about to play for any warnings
 

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covid death count: nil uhhm less than the common cold sweaty

cd project red killcount: 100000k photo-sensitive gamers

BOYCOTT CYBERPUNK NOW
 
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people with epilepsy arent fucking stupid playing games with its a risk as is they know to check whatever they're about to play for any warnings
yeah what fucking retards these people without photosensitive epilepsy should have read up on the warnings for photosensitive epilepsy its their own fault they got seizures from a sequence similar to one literally designed to invoke seizures in all kinds of people smh
 

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people who really dislike the game / hate the hype so they want it to fail really do just crop up with the most random shit even with near-perfect / perfect scores present they're like 'Y-YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT DISABLED GAMERS' whilst they tacked on a fuckton of fan service to the product just for this minority of players

and then the cd project red shills who've had a shit 2020 defend every fault of the game

...both are epic.
 
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yeah what fucking retards these people without photosensitive epilepsy should have read up on the warnings for photosensitive epilepsy its their own fault they got seizures from a sequence similar to one literally designed to invoke seizures in all kinds of people smh
youre assuming everyone with epilepsy is a greb that dont know their own condition

the majority of contemporary games feature some sort of strobing/flashing light sequence someone with epilepsy is going to know what to do to avoid it because guess what theyre the ones affected by it

honest to god youre acc thick as pig shit if you think cyberpunk devs are trying to secretly give epileptics seizures
 

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people who really dislike the game / hate the hype so they want it to fail really do just crop up with the most random shit even with near-perfect / perfect scores present they're like 'Y-YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT DISABLED GAMERS' whilst they tacked on a fuckton of fan service to the product just for this minority of players

and then the cd project red shills who've had a shit 2020 defend every fault of the game

...both are epic.
very deep and thoughtful post.
 
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