DARKEST DUNGEON TWO BABY

Merlinsclaw

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so I decided to finally pick up darkest dungeon and try to speedrun it before 2 came out

on week 18 I had a near full party wipe, one team member remained.

that one team member went on to assemble the god team and I leveled them all up to level 6
absolute chads

it's week 48 and no one has died since week 18

go to finish the Prophet off, 3rd stage.
like the last party wipe, right before the boss I get night time ambushed (fuck)
go in anyways and the northern girl (the only surviving member from week 18 wipe) and my bounty hunter (both my dps)

my healer and grave digger are both about to get owned. I heal the grave digger and then die

From 50 hp this fucking GIGACHAD grave digger gets the prophet down to 2 hp
she has tanked hundreds of damage and dodged more at this point, all while being on death's door

so the prophet is at 2 hp
I swing.
I miss.

Holy shit.
I know I can't last much longer.
The prophet stuns me.
The rubble comes down.
Death Door's.

I get unstunned.
I will kill him next turn. I have survived like 8 death blows.
The rubble comes.
It hits me.
I die.
I scream.

Is this game meant to be this painful?
 
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This game is incredible, was able to play it for an hour and a half before I had to leave for a business trip for a few days, I’m gonna miss it, the artwork and gameplay is stellar and it’s all just more of that DD goodness I’ve been dying for
 

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i am honestly tempted to buy it from epic games, but I feel like there won't be any modding support for when the dev team releases the tools for it
 

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I feel like there won't be any modding support for when the dev team releases the tools for it
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Entire squad are all in best relations with eachother, holy fuck is stress management in this 100x more important than in DD1 though, every single pip can have massive implications given how each action triggers so many dice rolls and procs with chances shifting depending on mood.
 
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Entire squad are all in best relations with eachother, holy fuck is stress management in this 100x more important than in DD1 though, every single pip can have massive implications given how each action triggers so many dice rolls and procs with chances shifting depending on mood.
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Entire squad are all in best relations with eachother, holy fuck is stress management in this 100x more important than in DD1 though, every single pip can have massive implications given how each action triggers so many dice rolls and procs with chances shifting depending on mood.
promise me that dismas survives
promise me mister thomas government man
 
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promise me that dismas survives
promise me mister thomas government man
FINAL BOSS DEAD, DISMAS ONLY ONE LEFT, KILLED WITH A FINAL WICKED SLICE ON DEATHS DOOR
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO IM SWEATING LMAO

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Unbelievably hyped for what comes next
 
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gave in and bought it

dismas cut himself because i picked a route that he didnt prefer

fucking bellend
 
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