shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

egg said:

if you arent fashion souls then you arent playing souls right
beat ds1 in best set

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Absolutely based elite knight post

egg said:

if you arent fashion souls then you arent playing souls right

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Literally spent the last week making Wamuu in DS3, pretty proud of it tbh, couldn't find anything beyond some sliders.

egg said:

if you arent fashion souls then you arent playing souls right

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damn straight

who needs rolling when you look baller



Deus vult mi lady

Isuckatgaming said:

damn straight

who needs rolling when you look baller

Deus vult mi lady

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That time I made Darth Maul inadvertently for my first character as a pyromancer.

FUCK ALDRICH AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE STUPID SLIME LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

DEVOURER OF GODS MORE LIKE DEVOURER OF STAMINA WITH HIS FUCKING ARROW RAIN SPAM THAT MAKES YOU RUN FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Isuckatgaming said:

FUCK ALDRICH AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THE STUPID SLIME LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER

DEVOURER OF GODS MORE LIKE DEVOURER OF STAMINA WITH HIS FUCKING ARROW RAIN SPAM THAT MAKES YOU RUN FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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They've got a pretty bad turning arc, so legit once they start fighting at you, dodgeroll left or right towards them and get behind them and run em in circles till they stop.

Aether said:

They've got a pretty bad turning arc, so legit once they start fighting at you, dodgeroll left or right towards them and get behind them and run em in circles till they stop.

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THAT'S WHAT I DO BUT THEY CATCH UP TO ME ANYWAY AND FUCKING CLIP MY HEEL OR SOME SHIT AND THEN I DIE

still haven’t beat the ds1 dlc wolf knight keeps fucking me

egg said:

still haven’t beat the ds1 dlc wolf knight keeps fucking me

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his super saiyan form can be interrupted if you throw enough knives at him during the animation so he can be staggered

90% of his attacks he recovers quickly from and will follow up on to push in your shit

try and bait out his leap or his t h r u s t charge attack since they're usually safe as long as you aren't using a really slow weapon

comradic said:

When you take out your epic script shotgun on HELIX HL2RP.

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all helix shotguns are made for either elephant hunting or mice, there's no inbetween

Nexus said:

all helix shotguns are made for either elephant hunting or mice, there's no inbetween

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Personally the 'up-the-sleeve' glock is my fave.

You don't even hold that shit it becomes one with your fucking wrist.

comradic said:

Personally the 'up-the-sleeve' glock is my fave.

You don't even hold that shit it becomes one with your fucking wrist.

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all glocks have in canon been infused with vortigaunt voodoo magic and fuse to your wrist when you pick them up, it's a devils bargain because once you commit to the voodoo glock its there to stay

Nexus said:

all helix shotguns are made for either elephant hunting or mice, there's no inbetween

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an ota kinda loses abit of the scare factor when it looks like its using a fuckin bb gun

Nexus said:

all glocks have in canon been infused with vortigaunt voodoo magic and fuse to your wrist when you pick them up, it's a devils bargain because once you commit to the voodoo glock its there to stay

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inb4 bayou event where we have legit voodoo vorts

Aether said:

inb4 bayou event where we have legit voodoo vorts

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Honestly not a bad idea, I'd like interesting vorts that aren't just green magic-machines that speak like shakespeare yoda. They're all the same in the sense that I remember about three memorable vorts in the course of three years.

Nexus said:

Honestly not a bad idea, I'd like interesting vorts that aren't just green magic-machines that speak like shakespeare yoda. They're all the same in the sense that I remember about three memorable vorts in the course of three years.

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shoutout to @zoid for playing ishmael that shit was wild

Nexus said:

Honestly not a bad idea, I'd like interesting vorts that aren't just green magic-machines that speak like shakespeare yoda. They're all the same in the sense that I remember about three memorable vorts in the course of three years.

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What's the ones you remember outta curiosity?