Serious Born to shit, forced to wipe.

what the fuck is wrong with you

That’s not weed man...

Who are the two who voted for not wiping, big suspicion face

We as humans are slowly evolving to a legendary creature where we won't have to wipe our shit. I've tried evolving quickly by squatting while taking shit. But once the poop to water contact was made I felt a shock wave through my whole body and I believe I have super human power. For the last 3 hours I keep looking at my window and I see a black car outside my house. No one is entering/getting out of it and I feel like the CIA/FBI is probably aware of the process of no wiping. By the time I'm writing this they're still there. If I don't update this post I'd probably be captured for whatever superpower I currently have. Hopefully it's for the good.

Legionary Oswald said:

Who are the two who voted for not wiping, big suspicion face

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Me bitch since yall wanna know so much about my shitting habits

You shit well but piss terribly

born to SHIT. forced to WIPE.

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu

DemonElite said:

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu

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you a fruit.

DemonElite said:

i like it when the bidet sprays water at my poopie hole and makes me squeaky clean for daddy uwu

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What the fuck is wrong with you

OneWayMurdere said:

What the fuck is wrong with you

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he just a tad fruity dw bout it. youll get used to it

what the fuck is a bahrain