Joke of the Day

sots · Dec 3, 2019

Garrick said:
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI.

The Rock · Dec 3, 2019

What did the green tarmac say to the black tarmac?
I'm a cyclepath.

The Rock · Dec 4, 2019

What do you call a Pakistani karaoke singer?

Gupti Singh.

Postal · Dec 4, 2019

The Rock · Dec 6, 2019

My friend David lost his ID on a night out recently...

So now we just call him Dav.

@comradic

comradic · Dec 6, 2019

Garrick said:
My friend David lost his ID on a night out recently...

So now we just call him Dav.

@comradic

shite pattair

The Rock · Dec 6, 2019

What do you call an Indian pornstar?

Rama Bawdeep.

Postal · Dec 8, 2019

Garrick said:
What do you call an Indian pornstar?

Rama Bawdeep.

Sil · Dec 8, 2019

What's the saddest US State?

Missouri

Oswald · Dec 10, 2019

Got 'em @Lost_Cartress

Got 'em part two @Civil Protection

Got 'em part three @aeromantis

Got 'em part four @owlmom

Ricsow · Dec 10, 2019

My dad died today, because we didn‘t know his blood type.

It‘s sad but I know he wanted the best for us, he kept insisting us to „be positive“ when he was about to die.

The Rock · Dec 11, 2019

cns - he/him/his · Dec 11, 2019

I was thinking of getting rid of my spine

It's holding me back

depthjacks · Dec 13, 2019

You want a joke eh? Well here's one: my sex life.............

im lonely

The Rock · Jan 23, 2020

Bought this chameleon fae the pet shop the other day there, and holy fuck it shits everywhere tears everything up, its fucking nuts.

So next time I'm gonna buy a Karma Chameleon

Masky · Jan 23, 2020

Guys, did you know the first French fries weren't made in France?

They were made in Greece.

sots · Jan 23, 2020

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france

The Rock · Jan 23, 2020

Ever played darts blindfolded?
You dont know what you're missing.

Nya · Jan 23, 2020

sots said:
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france

Quart de livre avec fromage

Thank you France

sots · Jan 23, 2020

Nya said:
Quart de livre avec fromage

Thank you France

cheese royale . . .

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