Kowalsky: Private's right, we have to go back...
nebulous
York
harry
Rico: KA-BOOM KA-BOOM KA-BOOM?!?
Dallas
Skipper: Fuck me up the ass, private!
York
Kowalsky: Goddammit men, focus, drive these filthy bolsheviks back, for der thousand year reich!!!
harry
Rico *Spits out a bomb into Kowalsky's asshole* KA-BOOM
Dallas
Skipper: Schnell! SCHNELL! The OSTFRONT WILL NOT WIN ITSELF! DRIVE BACK IVAN!
cns - he/him/his
Private: I'm sc-scarred Kowalski, I don't know if I can do it!
harry
Rico: *gurgling noises*
Dallas
Skipper: DO IT OR I WILL HAVE YOU HANGED FOR COWARDICE
York
Kowalsky: I.... die, so that the fatherland may live... i'm coming mein fuhrer...
cns - he/him/his
*Shoots the red pinko cunt*
Dallas
**Skipper watches as the T34s roll over his wounded countrymen... "Gott est tote." He whispers, reaching for his luger
harry
Rico: *gives kowalsky a pink sock*
Dallas
**Skipper levels the barrel to his head and fires.
York
**Kowalski bites down on the cyanide capsule in his beak, an end to his pain as he writhes around in the snow and dies**
cns - he/him/his
**Private thinks of his dead comrade, Hans, who died while protecting his sqaud from a red army firing sqaud*
harry
**Rico looks around at the dead soviets firing his WERKE-40 at the oncoming slaughter "KA-BOOM"
cns - he/him/his
**Private just gives up on life, he walks into the open line of fire, his poor soul is brought to the afterlife via the five soviet rifle bullets ending his life.
harry
war is hell