nebulous

its been three apps just let me play a crack addict that isnt involved in politics so i dont have to fill out that political section shrike please

HM TODAY I WILL EXPRESS INTEREST IN JOINING CAB ON AN ACTIVE COMMENT CHAIN [FUCKING CLUELESS]

my application is gonna be looped audio of me farting played over faint death grips

protip: if you want to impress me with the pol section, make it about how the crack addiction somehow ties into his personal and political beliefs. Very doable, just have to sit down and figure out how it can tie in

unironically

gonna do that

i believe in ancap so that i can get cheap drugs

@cns again first day in office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68xlwtDVDgA

senator tobias hume doing the orange justice dance as he arrives in city 8, 2026, colorized.

people tend to ignore just how much personal experience impacts what beliefs a character or a person has. The connections are there already if you've got a backstory and an assigned political belief, you just have to find them

im gonna become cab so i can use the cab fridge to hand out free food and drinks to everyone

leaving the nexus without a guard for a quick joint in the rdc just to hear the sound of ota boots

sitting in the cab break room, drinking my non-uu rum right out of the bottle. another senator comes up to me and says hello as i'm alt-tabbed reading the nebulous forums. i look like a fool for 30 seconds and lose 200 CAB coolness points. the ota execute me on the spot

paying citizens in non-union ciggies to fight to the death in the break room

you talk about these things as if they would be crazy off-the-wall whacko moments but you can genuinely do all of this without any auths if you've got the whitelist and the courage

i had one and i have the other, just waiting for the apps to open :)

cab-run fight clubs in the alleys with proselyte bouncers. winner gets one (1) act of their choosing pushed to the senate. city improves within the week.

shrike, tell us where we get the cocaine and weed and then I'll do it

club eight @Slim

what if you allow US to be the drug dealers? hm? slinging the dope on the side.

well i wouldnt know anything about CAB getting given drugs to redistribute to the populace

@'77 East @Beggar