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I'm sorry I just need to ask did you unironically suggest EOD was anything close to being Chad

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Nice cheeto-injectors on your face there you EOD FUCK

Yea me and the boys still hit hard whilst you bug faced fucks getting scoped out a mile away thanks to that big reflective target you call a visor.

I still see your KD in the training room is one to one bro????!!!!

Nice try nerds but I still think you boys just a poor excuse of a group

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odst are 20x more chad that spartans

they dont need stupid augmentations to kill purple minorities

Your right afric, they also have the cool ability to crumple into a pile of red mist of a needle hits them

atleast their treated like actual soldiers rather than glorified mary sues

inagine being kidnapped and trained to be a super soldier from the age of six, undergoing extensive surgery and augmentations to fight insurgents, only to end up saving them from the Covenant only for some ODST fanboy to call you and your other 30 compatriots Mary-sues

Sergeant Mendez called, this ain’t it Master Chief

when you get kidnapped and forced to be a super soldier since you were a kid but still less effective than an ODST squad

Ya'll remember when Chief was bench-pressing at age 13 and three ODST tried to beat him up and he literally murdered one by accident and put the other two in hospital

damn who would have thought the roid machine can punch people really hard

Chief was once endited for using steroids, real facts

Y’all just mad not even a squad of ODST’s with an ambush advantage got decimated by chief

Real Orion-II hours

the master chef doesnt count and we all know why

Go on, say it afric

well powley, it would be a pretty shit game if masterchief had his skull caved in in halo 1

And that’s why you don’t play an ODST

i dunno the rookie did pretty good

Honestly the Rookie was a chad I can't deny it.