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just a little bit of sodium chloride

actually dude, it’s salt

that's what I said, sodium chloride!

Yes, sodium chloride is the same as salt, but you could've just said salt instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius dude, you don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent.

The fact of the matter is that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more of a pompous asshole. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.

Kyiv