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Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a heterosexual... (I couldn’t come up with a better stand in line)

Move near the sea for optimal chances of mist, go out and have a good night with your significant other beforehand and just slowly wonder home. No better feeling. Hard part is getting the partner though

No, I dont wanna be gay. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Getting a significant other? too unrealistic dude..

Shhh, it’s okay, you may use the power as a loan from me, whilst keeping your heterosexuality, as long as you pay me back in full at a later date

It’s not unrealistic...

Life, uhhh, finds a way

Ok Ill pay you back with 10% interest later

faggot lmao

tommy i will rape you

WHAT THE FUCK