Roleplayer goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says rebel roleplay seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening resistance roleplay world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Rebel leader Engel Haas is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Engel Haas.'
sincerely, generic