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does his duo lingo in arabic and declares a fatwah on the meaning of alplands

you hear a bang in dallas's background when youre talking to him. you ask him what that was but he ignores you. about one minute later it happens again and he says he's going to 'eat a sandwich'. twenty minutes later he returns. there's no more banging.

coincidentally dallas also tells you he's no longer interested in the art hoe he's been simping for the past two weeks.

Where does he get all the money from? Why is he so secret about who he is?

It's because he actually robs banks , he is dallas from the Payday Franchise

"Be right back boys, gonna get a sandwich" is actually the secret trigger phrase he is forced to say upon witnessing the [CLASSIFIED] that pops up on his screen.

Some say he is the prototype for a SNP M.K ULTRA programme, others say he's just a dickhead