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Hello nutcracke

how is your day?

I had a crackalackin' morning, woke up with the hardest wood of my life.

So hard, my cousin thought I actually had a penis for a second

you had a stick between your legs?

that's offensive sir

It was mahogany, doesn't count.

Why... why is your cousin judging your wee? I...

what

We're flatmates. It's a joke.

Don't reverse engineer stupidity, you'll end up joining it yourself.

Now leave before we taint you

dammit mort me and nicrobe were engaged in a conversation by communicating with our fellow human beings

and no.. hermaphrodites allowed

Last time when I was bullied by CP I ended up joining them

She wanted your D

Literally, to tear it off and use it as a stunsticc

You have some weird kinks Nicrobe.... i am really worried

Better than our friend 'Lankster here

Well, gloryhole with planks is better than ripping of penis and having stunsdick

what
i was just going with the flow you tar tor tot

Oh come on, don't hide. I have leaked tapes of you crackin' one out onto your wood polish

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