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I wasn't a synth, I was just a standard robot.

I ran on Steam and an engineer examined me and said I must've been over 600 years old or fucking magical.

sven knows how to build shit

did u avoid sythreg that way lmao

I ran on a water vaporiser and an N64 cartridge.

FUCK THE SYNTHREG.

Capella was placed under arrest for being a robot, and three people came up to the synthreg guy and told him to fuck off before he gets hurt.

He actually started crying and slinked off IC.

I remember taking a CorpClave contract to nab a loose synth. I just kept te fucker as my own personal medbot lmao fuck the clave

Capella had a medical arm.

A grenade detonated on a 6 man quest and mutilated them all, Capella, his synth and his utility bot friend DAVE basically saved their fucking lives.

HOWDY FOLKS DAVE HERE

DAVE was such a cool guy. Me and DAVE shittalked the synthreg right in front of one of them, when he confronted us we both slowly turned and stared at him and he instantly backed off.

And we shared a wifi letting us PM eachother IC.

SynthReg are massive cucks lmao

I saved a synthreg's life from a shooter by pushing the shooter over a railing because police showed up and I needed to look convincing. Shooter ran off (we knew eachother IC and planned it, but went wrong)

Fucking synthreg refused to shake my hand until he saw my identification.

Humies never wanted to shake my hand, so I made it I wouldn't take a contract till they did. The look on their faces were priceless desu

stop hijacking my comments section

u big dumb terrorists :(

I think I got @Warwick to play as a Suhn and he walked up to a man in a business suit flirting with this chick and he basically went "GOT ANY JOBS?"

I used to just weird people out by sniffing them and making weird hissing noises. Being a suhn is fun as fuck. Never had any other char kek

I only played as robots and one custom made admin approved LEGENDARY RARE CREATURE ON THE LOOSE.

It was basically a wendigo but a fucking pacifist.

When it comes back finna run a merc crew like in Elysium but all crocs because FUCK HUMIES

Imma join.

Robots are ok. U can be our battle bard

Can I join with my Wendigo?