His Holiness the Pope has called a crusade to reclaim the holy lands from the infidel, who would deny Christian pilgrims their right to visit the holy places. It is time for the armies of Christendom to put aside their differences and unite under one banner, the sign of the cross, and give back God's children what is rightfully theirs or die trying.
☩You say T-Pain, I say Walther von der Vogelweide
☩You say Flowers, I say Gavaudan
☩You say Pink, I say Raimon Gaucelm de Beziers
☩You say Hip Hop, I say Middle High German crusade poems
☩You say Pop, I scream DEUS VULT!!!
☩You say Hannah Montana, I conquer the port of Jaffa for the glory of the ⛪Church Holy Virgin Maria⛪ and the Spirit of God BE PRAISED