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Hello,
It has occurred to me that in the past few days people have been fretting over the recent victory of Donald Trump in the president elections. My job here is to make sure everyone keeps a calm mood and act civilized, so my superior gave me full responsibility on resolving this situation. While I am not very experienced when it comes to politics, I gave it my best. Thankfully, my good friend Anthony Perez did not hesitate to give me a headstart on getting the White House rid of this blonde haired man and he has provided me with the password to Trump's very own dropbox. I took advantage of his contribution to the cause and uploaded twenty thousand terabytes of child pornography. Despite the genious nature of my plan, it backfired heavily and my private residence was stormed by a group of high ranking military officers with the confidential mission of capturing and doing classified things to me. This wasn't the first time I've met these fine gentlemen, and as you all know, American law enforcements are very kind and extremely lenient. They have offered to call off the siege in exchange for five stacks of ten Nebulous ratings. I gladly took the offer, but unfortunately, I do not have the required amount to bribe them.
The clock's ticking my comrades, but I'm sure they'll wait until next week if they have to.
Best Regards,
Chicken
It has occurred to me that in the past few days people have been fretting over the recent victory of Donald Trump in the president elections. My job here is to make sure everyone keeps a calm mood and act civilized, so my superior gave me full responsibility on resolving this situation. While I am not very experienced when it comes to politics, I gave it my best. Thankfully, my good friend Anthony Perez did not hesitate to give me a headstart on getting the White House rid of this blonde haired man and he has provided me with the password to Trump's very own dropbox. I took advantage of his contribution to the cause and uploaded twenty thousand terabytes of child pornography. Despite the genious nature of my plan, it backfired heavily and my private residence was stormed by a group of high ranking military officers with the confidential mission of capturing and doing classified things to me. This wasn't the first time I've met these fine gentlemen, and as you all know, American law enforcements are very kind and extremely lenient. They have offered to call off the siege in exchange for five stacks of ten Nebulous ratings. I gladly took the offer, but unfortunately, I do not have the required amount to bribe them.
The clock's ticking my comrades, but I'm sure they'll wait until next week if they have to.
Best Regards,
Chicken
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