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Discussion in 'Alplands: El Dorado' started by Dallas, Jan 24, 2021.

  1. Tyrone

    Tyrone certified sigma male

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    whenever i see @Danny it feels like Shazzy is being tagged especially in this context
     
  2. Clokr

    Clokr Molecule

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    “Treat her like a princess holmes”

    “Si”

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  3. Dallas

    Dallas event guy

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    ペルーは無料になります
    FIGHT THE COMMUNISTS
    FUCK THE SHINING PATH

    1999 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE
    I AM A FUJIMORI MAN
     
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  4. Appetite Ruining Kebab

    Appetite Ruining Kebab `impulse-approved
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    its getting awful lonely in the communist camp bros
     
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  5. Dallas

    Dallas event guy

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    you think the accepted posts are a reliable means of interpreting loyalties?

    oh man oh man, wait till you hear about the PMs
     
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  6. Poopship McGee

    Poopship McGee God stays in Heaven out of embarassment

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    Mr. White: Did you send out the dispatches for the job?
    Mr. Blue: Yeah, I send them to the most capable people I could find.
    Mr. White: Uhh, why did you say it like that?
    Mr. Blue: Like what?
    Mr. White: Like that! You said it like that!
    Mr. Blue: Oh, didn't mean to, yeah I picked the best guys I could find for the job.
     
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  7. Appetite Ruining Kebab

    Appetite Ruining Kebab `impulse-approved
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    reservoir dogs but its on a lithium reservoir
     
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  8. Mute

    Mute Rictal-Approved

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    Mr. White: jesse we have to ocok meth
     
  9. Clokr

    Clokr Molecule

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    My favorite fucking perk by far still has to be the one where if York rolls too low he just fucking dies of cardiac arrest

    Cardiac arrest or he just chokes on his fucking tongue mid sentence and everyone’s too confused to help him
     
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  10. Poopship McGee

    Poopship McGee God stays in Heaven out of embarassment

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    i love that the picture is literally stavros from CumTown.
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    dear mods: he's wearing a man-thong, its not nudity, his fat folds are just covering it, that's why his dong isn't in the pic, if he was naked, his dong would be flopping down into eye sight.
     
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  11. Dallas

    Dallas event guy

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    jesus christ i didnt even realise that reference picture god damn it i just accepted the dude from cumtown into the event
     
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  12. Poopship McGee

    Poopship McGee God stays in Heaven out of embarassment

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    every time anyone says something in spanish that sounds like penis, cock, dick, butthole in English causing the whole group to turn and stare at him

     
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  13. FMDev

    FMDev Funny SCP Lady

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    "okay so what if instead of administrator breen it's administrator Breed."
    chuckle
    "he goes on the Breedcast and he fucks a girl he got the cops to pull off the streets."
    rising stavros laugh
    "and he's like ranting angrily about how freeman has a tiny dick while he's doing it."
    rapturous greek howling "hell yeah dude"
     
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  14. Poopship McGee

    Poopship McGee God stays in Heaven out of embarassment

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    i feel bad for the readers who didn't read this in nick mullen's laugh and stav's laugh

    don't tell em chat
     
  15. Appetite Ruining Kebab

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    breed's private reserve O_O
     
  16. Dallas

    Dallas event guy

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    We should get a bingo card made up once apps close tomorrow night
     
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  17. char

    char The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Chardust

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    @cns - he/him/his and i have swapped roles for this event

    i am going to be the sad weak character and he will be the unhinged lunatic

    real irish unity right here
     
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  18. Mendel

    Mendel Aboriginal Indigenous American

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    IMPOSTOR
    You have earned the trust of your companions, but have hidden loyalties elsewhere. You work to upend the efforts of the company.

    Rolling below 50 will result in suspicion being raised to your character.
     
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  19. Dallas

    Dallas event guy

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    You work for The Shining Vent​
     
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  20. cns - he/him/his

    cns - he/him/his The Winner

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    its how eamon de valera pictured ireland unification
     
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