An Auto-biographical on the Blue Suit insurrections of 202x

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-Submitted by the M.I.T History department's archive on the Human Combine war.-

The battle of City 18 "Miracle of the Blue Suit raids"

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-Colonel Sargant Constable Tyrone B.Gums pictured alongside Weapons clerk guy and janitorial arts degree graduate"Lazlo the greatest mind" Battle of the RDT #2929



"On the third day of November As Lambda major lay siege to City 17 many members and pockets of blue suit resistance forces seized the advantage taking up arms wherever possible, First they started with fists bottles and pipes later acquiring AR3 Machine guns and Anti-aircraft guns as they decimated and laid waste to those who had weeks prior fed and protected them, The blue suits were known and feared by civil protectors as the "Unpredictable ones". One is reported to have actually successfully bested a Hunter synth in unarmed combat. Notable officers include those such as "Jerry" or Lazlow" - Lambda Historian battle of City 18

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-Blue Suit army forces engaged in gritty urban combat against a combine strider utilize a trash cannon to deadly effect!-

"After a two week long bloody urban trench warfare the blue suit army had captured golan heights using muskets trash cannons and broken bottles along with shivs and anything they could get their hands on, Civil Protection were allegedly left in such a traumatized and battered state after facing the army of fearless warriors the MMR Machine in the local garrison is reported to have overheated and broken led by Commander Tyrone B.Gums the blue suit army quickly overwhelmed the more professional Civil Protection force." - Jane doe CMU Member watching from the upstairs window.


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Major General Sergeant. Mike Hawkis. B. firing a musket at protection teams battle of City 18 circa -Date unknown-

"On the 15th of December a group of lambda militants were pinned down in the city's iron works by transhuman arm and flanking CPs, However in the 13th hour the sounds of dropping and scraping metal pipes would be heard followed shortly by scores of Combine Bio-signal losses as the blue suits might battle cries of cheese and in-coherrent screaming was heard the surrounded and encircled militants were bought just enough time to push the now confused transhuman arm securing the fight and helping win the battle of the city iron works! "It was a miracle! said one interviewed militant, We couldn't believe it the fucking guys had to be methed out of their gourd I saw one asshole charge a CP and get mag dumped with an MP7 Fucker shrugged it off kept running at the cop with his pipe and killed him with it, And they just got more courageous and dangerous the more armed they were!" - Unnamed Lambda Resistance fighter.

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(Staff Sergeant B. Dover preparing a group of warriors for the assault on the nexus following a musical pep for the troops in the form of a strange electronic song *No known copy exists*)

(The Lead pipe) A favored weapon by blue suited warriors was often one of the most feared amongst the ranks of Civil protection, Where the stun baton was a symbol of swift authoritarian power the lead pipe was a symbol of primative brutality and justice, As opposed to the Stun-baton's settings designed to deliver a quick blow to drive an individual to unconsciousness the pipe would be used to batter the victim via a painful and slow agonizing death. )
 
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