Zak
Resident xenophile
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[ Link to a hilariously biased article and/or blog post covering said politically-charged event ]
What do you think, people of nebulous? I personally believe that all [ x ] people, and by extension all individuals that are [ political party / country / demographic / organization / book club ], are literally Hitler and should be treated as such. Clearly, [ cherrypicked event ] has demonstrated that all of these people cannot be trusted, and ideally should be [ imprisoned / executed / deported ].
This is closely intertwined, in my opinion, with the issue of gun rights. As history has shown, time and time again, guns of all type should be [ completely banned and all gun owners imprisoned / freely handed out to every citizen upon reaching their 8th birthday ]. This is simply necessary, because with my system, gun violence will never happen. Here is a link to statistics which prove me right: [ link to article that hand-picks statistics that only support my personal views ].
By the way, did you know that capitalism [ has failed completely / is a perfect system ]? This is clearly represented with the wealth gap, which is irrefutable, objective proof that capitalism is [ bad / good ]. I think that [ communism / laissez-faire capitalism ] is much better, and should be instituted as a replacement to our current system immediately.
[ Link to a hilariously biased article and/or blog post covering said politically-charged event ]
What do you think, people of nebulous? I personally believe that all [ x ] people, and by extension all individuals that are [ political party / country / demographic / organization / book club ], are literally Hitler and should be treated as such. Clearly, [ cherrypicked event ] has demonstrated that all of these people cannot be trusted, and ideally should be [ imprisoned / executed / deported ].
This is closely intertwined, in my opinion, with the issue of gun rights. As history has shown, time and time again, guns of all type should be [ completely banned and all gun owners imprisoned / freely handed out to every citizen upon reaching their 8th birthday ]. This is simply necessary, because with my system, gun violence will never happen. Here is a link to statistics which prove me right: [ link to article that hand-picks statistics that only support my personal views ].
By the way, did you know that capitalism [ has failed completely / is a perfect system ]? This is clearly represented with the wealth gap, which is irrefutable, objective proof that capitalism is [ bad / good ]. I think that [ communism / laissez-faire capitalism ] is much better, and should be instituted as a replacement to our current system immediately.
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