civ thread

[Hanuko]

ok we start out in stone age


5 females 3 males

20 food, each time i post an update we use 5 food

first poster decides what happens and shit

 

[SoVastEndNow]

One of the men kill two of the women cause they didnt want to have fun fun with him.

 

[Hanuko]

One of the men kill two of the women cause they didnt want to have fun fun with him.

3 females are still alive, the man is killed in the process of attempting to talk to him.
u have 15 food left

u have 2 males left

 

[heaveN]

I love memes

 

[Hanuko]

I love memes

idk what this has to do with the thread

 

[SoVastEndNow]

idk what this has to do with the thread

The Cavemen start to worship memes. Duh. :ok:

 

[Mendel]

3 females are still alive, the man is killed in the process of attempting to talk to him.
u have 15 food left

u have 2 males left

1 male and 1 female reproduce

 

[Hanuko]

The Cavemen start to worship memes. Duh. :ok:

memes are not yet discovered
[doublepost=1466622309][/doublepost]

1 male and 1 female reproduce

the male & female reproduces, after two turns the baby will pop out of the vagina and grow up to be an adult (next poster chooses gender)

u have 10 food, 3 females and two 2 males

 

[heaveN]

The Cavemen start to worship memes. Duh. :ok:

the caveman fucks you pal
I mean, ive seen pics of you and the caveman here is ya so yeah ... no barber shops in sweden or smth ?

 

[Grau]

memes are not yet discovered
[doublepost=1466622309][/doublepost]
the male & female reproduces, after two turns the baby will pop out of the vagina and grow up to be an adult (next poster chooses gender)

u have 10 food, 3 females and two 2 males

they kill one of the guys, eating him because they are fucking cavemen and have no sense of ethic

 

[Jojo Manning]

memes are not yet discovered
[doublepost=1466622309][/doublepost]
the male & female reproduces, after two turns the baby will pop out of the vagina and grow up to be an adult (next poster chooses gender)

u have 10 food, 3 females and two 2 males

i say male. and then that male goes on to create adidas to destroy nike. and everybody is forced to wear adidas and anyone wearing nike is sentenced to death.

 

[Modernglib]

what the fuck
this isn't /tg/ or /b/

 

[lego starwars]

they go out hunting with spears and one of the women tests a berry bush that turns out to be laced with poison, so she is very sick but they find a lot of non poisonous berries to eat

 

[Hanuko]

they kill one of the guys, eating him because they are fucking cavemen and have no sense of ethic

u have onr less male, but you didnt spend food for the turn

they go out hunting with spears and one of the women tests a berry bush that turns out to be laced with poison, so she is very sick but they find a lot of non poisonous berries to eat

the female dies, leaving them with 3 females and one male, they now have 30food
[doublepost=1466628878][/doublepost]

i say male. and then that male goes on to create adidas to destroy nike. and everybody is forced to wear adidas and anyone wearing nike is sentenced to death.

there's no nike to begin with

 

[SoVastEndNow]

One of the males start singing around the campfire.

 

[Prof]

One of the males start singing around the campfire.

The cavemen are approached by a predator, arregsive it seems.
It jumps out of a bush and turns out to be a...

 

[wired]

The cavemen are approached by a predator, arregsive it seems.
It jumps out of a bush and turns out to be -

- nothing but the wind.

The remaining male fucks his tribe in hope of conceiving a son. Afterwards, he sets out in search of joining nearby friendly tribes with a spear, fire-horn and bag of provisions as a gift.

 

[Dr.Towers]

BARBARIANS APPROACH

 

[SoVastEndNow]

the caveman fucks you pal
I mean, ive seen pics of you and the caveman here is ya so yeah ... no barber shops in sweden or smth ?

What are you on about?

 

[mpower]

The women turn out to be lesbian, no reproducing because they on eachother.