Combat Rolling in council house

[sots]

Authors note, this is a work in progress. Pre alpha version, do not judge yet. me and my team are hard at work thank you - feel free to use this in your event

THE KITCHEN KNIFE

TOP CLASS WEAPONRY THIS. see, when youre a eggy wee clat boy with no pure dosh and a dream just open your mums kitchen and get the blade joe. effective at short range, excellent for surprise ganking. if your mum finds out you nicked her blade you might be in for one like

ROLL:
100 if enemy is UNAWARE
84 if enemy AWARE of PRESENCE.

THE CHETE!!!!

banging likkle piece this is mate oh yes step up from mums kitchen knife bit of range on it n all

ROLL:
110 if enemy Unawares
roll 97 if AWARE
roll 25

PVC PIPE WITH VALVE ON THE END!!!!!!

lovely bit of kit this is, ready available at your local bnq other suppliers are available! home depot

roll: 150
or 97

GOLF SALE!!!! ASDA MATE!

oh yes used this a few times i have what a hitter mate, fuckin do in some eggies with one of these i tell you what mate hahaha he shat it btw

ROLL: 230
please

tenner for ammo

 

[Maui]

da chucks. ££

 

[sots]

da chucks. ££

ITS A WORK IN PROGRESS MATE

 

['77 East]

where's the spraycan + lighter flamethrower combo

roll 60+ you napalm the other cunt

roll 60- you blow the can up and give yourself second degree burns

 

[Deleted member 7099]

oioioioi
90+ roll for oioi
oiyoiyoi, oioi 5 pound and 2 stone, yea?
bonkas..​

 

[cns - he/him/his]

reference picture

 

[chronos]

where is death by aldi bag choking

 

[Pyromancer]

da chucks. ££

When you . Roll a 99!

 

[Postal]

When you . Roll a 99!

isn't that first image grant not phil

 

[Pyromancer]

'ad enuf

geez ye 4 finger kit cats or ur gonna get 4 fingers up ye ma after i Batter You with this Fucking Pvc Pipé mate