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[Ond]

inb4 aliens are our progenitor species and the engineers 'creating life' were actually attempting to nullify our earth for experimentation.

everything came from the black goo but i doubt the engineers created it.

>the Gorgotron has destroyed our armies, villages, people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our...crops

will ridley get away with it?

 

[Roman Loaded]

>the Gorgotron has destroyed our armies, villages, people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our...crops

will ridley get away with it?

A B S O L U T E P O T T E R Y

i'd both enjoy and laugh heartily if this were the actual ending to the film.

 

[Ond]

A B S O L U T E P O T T E R Y

i'd both enjoy and laugh heartily if this were the actual ending to the film.

The best part about is that it would be praised like some m night shyamalan twist and will go down in history as a work of pure unadulterated art

 

[Roman Loaded]

The best part about is that it would be praised like some m night shyamalan twist and will go down in history as a work of pure unadulterated art

"this is the greatest plot twist of all time"

aliens actually wheat men that only wanted peaceful relations, genetically sterilized and forced into being parasitic lifeforms by the engineers only want planet to be left alone so they can grow their fucking wheat.

you literally CANNOT make this shit up.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

old fucking ridley drops acid and tries to be an artsy film dude

 

[Zak]

yes let's just give our security detail M4s with elcans instead of, i dunno, using the far more aesthetic new weaponry that has been around for literally hundreds of years?

 

[Deleted member 1381]

Sorry if this is necropost


I always thought 28 Days/Weeks Later is a good film, quite different from a lot of things on this list but the backstory to it all is really interesting and it's fun to watch how everything transpires

 

[ddæ]

@Dallas are u still reviewing stuff

 

[Dallas]

@Dallas are u still reviewing stuff

been so busy with lie
but when i get free time i got some plans

 

[ddæ]

been so busy with lie
but when i get free time i got some plans

do the third man....

 

[Lukemia]

Dunno if its been said already (Not checking 18 pages to make sure) but The Shawshank Redemption is imo one of my favourite films..

 

[Lawn Chair]

@Dallas You seen Green Room yet? I highly reccomend it for a good thriller.

 

[Dallas]

Imagine being Uma Therman for a second. There you are at the red carpet and HE comes over. Legs swinging like a fat tarantula, eyes wide, as if they were about to bug out of his head. Your mouth goes dry, your stomach drops. You're in front of the media, the world watches as he pulls up your hand and presses his greasy wet lips against the skin of your hand. The first thing he compliments is your feet. You try to say hello but he's already careening off trying to shout about "the old days" where you would dance with John Travolta to win the trophy in Pulp Fiction. His spidery limbs gangle back and forth. You feel your hands tighten, your neck itches and you feel people turn to watch as he begins to hum along some version of the song from the scene. He spins and looks you dead in the eye.

"FUCK FILM SCHOOL" He shrieks.

 

[swexs]

Imagine being Uma Therman for a second. There you are at the red carpet and HE comes over. Legs swinging like a fat tarantula, eyes wide, as if they were about to bug out of his head. Your mouth goes dry, your stomach drops. You're in front of the media, the world watches as he pulls up your hand and presses his greasy wet lips against the skin of your hand. The first thing he compliments is your feet. You try to say hello but he's already careening off trying to shout about "the old days" where you would dance with John Travolta to win the trophy in Pulp Fiction. His spidery limbs gangle back and forth. You feel your hands tighten, your neck itches and you feel people turn to watch as he begins to hum along some version of the song from the scene. He spins and looks you dead in the eye.

"FUCK FILM SCHOOL" He shrieks.

fucking lool

 

[Dallas]

uploaded a new video after a 6 month hiatus
life is pain

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

uploaded a new video after a 6 month hiatus
life is pain

im gonna tear up the fucking dance floor dude

 

[ruben slikk]

im gonna tear up the fucking dance floor dude

alright heres the 411

 

[Dallas]

im gonna tear up the fucking dance floor dude

C'MON CALEB

 

[cns - he/him/his]

hey dallas can me and u make a second channel where we just make shit up like saying how cars 2 is actually about the downsides of a communist goverment and the story of one mans journey to topple it

 

[Dallas]

hey dallas can me and u make a second channel where we just make shit up like saying how cars 2 is actually about the downsides of a communist goverment and the story of one mans journey to topple it

this is literally the 'new content' im working on, will be a second kinda series but i need a name for it

something like Geekcrate, basically a parody

something deliberately cringe like "Filmbuff Analsys of _____"