Movie Megathread

[cns - he/him/his]

this is literally the 'new content' im working on, will be a second kinda series but i need a name for it

something like Geekcrate, basically a parody

something deliberately cringe like "Filmbuff Analsys of _____"

id make it but windows movie maker cant be redownloaded and im not buying an actually editing software for this

 

[ruben slikk]

this is literally the 'new content' im working on, will be a second kinda series but i need a name for it

something like Geekcrate, basically a parody

something deliberately cringe like "Filmbuff Analsys of _____"

Objectively the Best Analysis of _______

 

[Dallas]

Objectively the Best Analysis of _______

this is it.

thanks cramdam xoxoxo

 

[cns - he/him/his]

LIGHTING MCQUEEN IS A COMMUNIST!??!?!??!
and the thumbnail is a picture of Lenin photoshopped onto a car

 

[MaXenzie]

uploaded a new video after a 6 month hiatus
life is pain

No idea what this film is.

No idea what you're talking about.

But I'm enthralled.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

No idea what this film is.

No idea what you're talking about.

But I'm enthralled.

watch ex machina

 

[Dallas]

LIGHTING MCQUEEN IS A COMMUNIST!??!?!??!
and the thumbnail is a picture of Lenin photoshopped onto a car

it is actually going to be about how cat in the hat is a french/yugoslav blackwave film about the spanish civil war

 

[ruben slikk]

this is it.

thanks cramdam xoxoxo

the satire has to be actually funny and kinda subtle though. mde type shit. if it's just too overtly saying some retarded shit with little actual humor it's going to be actually cringy

 

[Dallas]

the satire has to be actually funny and kinda subtle though. mde type shit. if it's just too overtly saying some retarded shit with little actual humor it's going to be actually cringy

im thinking i do it in a way like this



and also referring to the loosest and vaguest theorists and quotes to provide "evidence" for the claims
it will be done straight faced but edited very densely to be insane and weird

 

[cns - he/him/his]

yo dalman, real talk i wanna watch a movie and feel like shit, whats good

 

[Dallas]

fresh meme from me tonight

 

[ddæ]

did u review apocalypse now yet

 

[Ond]

did u review apocalypse now yet

its good craic

 

[2738647239865]

did u review apocalypse now yet

why don't u just watch it instead of waiting for somebody's opinions

it's a good film

 

[cns - he/him/his]

yo dalman, real talk i wanna watch a movie and feel like shit, whats good

 

[Ond]

come and see

her


watch those

 

[2738647239865]

come and see

her


watch those

i was just about to suggest come and see, fucking fantastic film

 

[cns - he/him/his]

come and see

her


watch those

come and see i cant find any version in english/subtitles i can read

her ive seen twice and both times it makes me think that once AI is good enough my first GF will be a robot

 

[2738647239865]

come and see i cant find any version in english/subtitles i can read

her ive seen twice and both times it makes me think that once AI is good enough my first GF will be a robot

there's a criterion collection re-release of come and see so it shouldn't be too hard to get a legit version of it

 

[Spartan]

Starship Troopers