despacito is shit

[Kleis]

like it was ok in the beggining
but now its an over rated song that, like any other spanish reggaeton song, is getting cancerous

 

[Deleted member 442]

i bet @Angel fuckin grinds to this shit at the club

All these fucking white college age liberals love it because its a different language and think they are "tolerant" cause they listen to it. They need to get the fuck over themselves.

w-what? grandpa take your meds it's just a shitty pop track that has a justin bieber remix and it's played in every club and all over the radio?? like and anything that's Daddy Yankee ends up getting played in bars and strip clubs. ever have a stripper grind on your dick to gasolina? it's one of those songs that has a catchy tune and a famous white boy remix so ofc all those ~white college age liberals~ are gonna listen to it, that's generally the shit that gets played at the clubs.

 

[Husky]

Oh and, here's the lyrics in English. They're pretty rapey.

Yes, you know that I've been looking at you for a while
I have to dance with you today
I saw, that your look was calling me
Show me the way that I'm going oh
You you are the magnet and I'm the metal
I'm getting closer and I'm setting up the plan
Just the thought of it accelerates the pulse
now I'm enjoying it more than usual
All my senses are asking for more
This must be taken without any trouble
Slowly
I want to breathe your neck slowly
Let me tell you things in your ears
So that you remember when you're not with me
Slowly
I want to strip you off with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your labrynth
And make your whole body a manuscript
Turn it up turn it up..... turn it up, turn it up
I wanna see you dance
I wanna be your rhythm
I want you to show me
Your favourite places places places Places
Let me surpass your danger zones
To make you scream
And forget your name
If I ask you for a kiss , come give it to me
I know that you're thinking about it
I've been trying for some time
Mommy this is giving and giving it
You know that your heart with me makes you bom bom
You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom
Come test my mouth to see what it taste like to you
I want to see how much love do you have
I'm not in a hurry, I want to do the trip
Let's start slowly then wildly
Step by step, soft softly
We are going to get caught little by little
When you kiss me so skillfully
I think that you're malicious delicately
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught, little by little
And it's just that this beauty is a puzzle
But to put it together here I have the pieces
Slowly
I wanna breathe your neck slowly
Let me whisper things into your ear
So that you remember if you're not with me
Slowly
I wanna strip you off with kisses slowly
Sign the walls of your laberinth
And make your whole body a manuscript
Turn it up
I wanna see you dance
I wanna be your rhythm
I want you to show me
Your favourite places
Let me surpass your danger zones
Till I make you scream
And forget your name
Slowly
We will do it on the beach in Puerto Rico
Till the waves scream dear lord
So that my seal stays with you
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
I want you to show me
Your favourite places places places Places
Step by step, soft softly
We're going to get caught little by little
To make you scream (Fonsi)
And forget your name (DY)
Slowly

 

[ZigZag557]

Yeah, why the fuck did that song went mainstream.

 

[Deleted member 1381]

this garbage will soon/eventually become most viewed on youtube somehow
see you again has only like 100m more views and has been there 2 extra years

this song is absolute fucking cancer and literally the same as any other of the style
why did this shit become famous internationally?
wtf is going on

why

calling the despacito expert @swexs to explain this pile of aids

literally dont know how this can be called music its fucking terrible

 

[Khiel]

Wait, people actually visit Portugal?

@Wheatley

 

[Whilt]

@Wheatley

It's a nice place tbh

 

[PandaCG]

the year is 2044, we've obtained flying car technology and warp travel abilities via Despacito Inc, a conglomerate that has risen from nothing, with some of the world's smartest developers and leaders in this oligarchy

 

[Deleted member 2925]

????????????

 

[jarodine]

the year is 2044, we've obtained flying car technology and warp travel abilities via Despacito Inc, a conglomerate that has risen from nothing, with some of the world's smartest developers and leaders in this oligarchy

when you approach Despacito Inc, the despacito song blasts at 125000 decibels. Killing you instantly unless you wear despacito merch

 

[Deleted member 61]