Destroy a wish

[Jojo Manning]

I thought we could all have a little fun, and mess around. Basically, the game works like this. Someone makes a wish, however the person replying to them must mess it up.
Example:
Person 1: I wanna be able to fly.
Person 2: Wish granted, however, if you fly more than ten minutes exactly, you slam into a plane. I wish I had never ending wealth.
Person 3: Wish granted, however, every time you try to spend your money, the FBI tries to arrest you for using forged currency. I wanna be able to bla bla bla
And so on and so forth.

My wish is I wanna have all the games on steam.

 

[Pankek]

Wish granted, but you won't be able to play the games multiplayer.

My wish is to know everything.
(xd didnt think of anything better)

 

[Adrenaline]

Granted, but you can never use any of the knowledge.

I wish to be able to control time.

 

[Deleted member 38]

Granted, but you can only fast forward to 0.5 seconds before your death.

I wish I could afford to buy any car I wanted, with any modification I wanted.

 

[Krippler]

Wish granted, but you can only use it for 10 minutes before it disappears

I wish I could control someone with my mind

 

[gigi]

granted, but youre the only person left on the planet

i wish for roleplay to begone cheeky game reference of vidya game i love

 

[Dalekfodder]

granted, but youre the only person left on the planet

i wish for roleplay to begone cheeky game reference of vidya game i love

Granted but you are blinded now and instead you hear /mes in your head with finlays voice

I wish I could forget and replay stalker

 

[pudsey]

granted, but you receive the old star wars games instead.
woops.

I wish to be rich,

 

[AwesomeGrenade™]

granted! but you may only spend the money on mailing dildos to isis

 

[pudsey]

what's your wish................

 

[AwesomeGrenade™]

what's your wish................

u can think of one for me <3

 

[scrubmcnoob]

u can think of one for me <3

i'm assuming your wish is to have more brain cells, granted! But they all form into a giant tumor.
I wish for a pet rock with googly eyes.

 

[ddæ]

i'm assuming your wish is to have more brain cells, granted! But they all form into a giant tumor.
I wish for a pet rock with googly eyes.

granted, but you turn retarded and smash yourself over the head with the rock, killing yourself.
i wish i could be cool.

 

[Jojo Manning]

granted, but you're still gay. i wish i had all the whitelists.

 

[gigi]

i wish i had all the whitelists.

granted
permabanned
i wish for donald trump to drop off the face of the earth

 

[Dunban]

granted
permabanned
i wish for donald trump to drop off the face of the earth

Granted, but you go with him.
I wish I could teleport.

 

[gigi]

Granted, but you go with him.

good
i wanna torture him in the afterlife

 

[pudsey]

Granted, you can only teleport to places 5 metres in front of you. Bummer.

I wish for telekinetic powers.

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Your wish is denied

 

[TheRobsterDJ]

I wish for telekinetic powers.

Granted, but the only thing that reacts with the telekinesis is dicks.

I wish I could get an A* in all of my GCSEs.