Do vampires bite or stab with their teeth

Do vampires bite or stab with their teeth

  • Bite

    Votes: 23 85.2%
  • Stab

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scrape and lick

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27

Theplahunter

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Trying to settle an argument between my boss and I. He thinks its stabbing because it's a sharp object entering someones skin at high speed. He told me to make a poll online so I will.
 

Isuckatgaming

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you don't stab a burger with your teeth when you eat it do ya? thought not

tell your boss that isuckatgaming thinks he's el retardino
 

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All them london city vampires, they stab ya' and drink the blood from the knife they got you with.
 
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john

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Trying to settle an argument between my boss and I. He thinks its stabbing because it's a sharp object entering someones skin at high speed. He told me to make a poll online so I will.
being bit by a dog/cat/shark/whatever would follow the same principle but you don't go around saying your dog stabbed you. unless you're the owner of this dog
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Theplahunter

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being bit by a dog/cat/shark/whatever would follow the same principle but you don't go around saying your dog stabbed you. unless you're the owner of this dog
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He thinks it's different because Vampires also suck blood out of their victims. He also calls getting a flu shot being 'stabbed', that's how it started.
 

john

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He thinks it's different because Vampires also suck blood out of their victims. He also calls getting a flu shot being 'stabbed', that's how it started.
no other stabbing instrument sucks the blood out of their victim any more than a bite, your boss a big doo doo poo poo head
 
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