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We have some funny stories from the Cold war. We were just retarded.
Story number 1.
Never trust an MP.
A woman from Russia, she worked for the KGB. She bravely got into the UK, had a fake identity, and was given the task of find out as much information as she can and report it back to the USSR.
So... Where can you get the most information in Britian about Britian?
Hmm... Oh, being a fucking MP. So that's what she did. She married a MP and then applied for the position after she actually had a firm, legal and public claim on British citizenship that could not be questioned... Even if she was Russian or found out to be Russian, she was still classed as British.
So. That's how Bill Nye the Russian spy became an MP.
Story number 2
Me smart you smart.
MI5 and MI6. Working together to defeat a common enemy, the USSR. And what do two friends do? They have banter. And what says banter like kidnapping two secret service members and torturing them for 17 hours? Gr8 banta!!!
MI6 had the task of getting into Britian using methods we knew the Russian spies were using, the MI5 agents had to capture them. Simple enough, sounds like a good exercise, you'd expect they did it calmly, proffesionally and with good manner.
Nope. When they they did capture the MI6 spies they tortured them for 17 hours until calling MI6 and saying "Hah, we caught your spies."
MI6 then said "Our spies returned back to base yesterday. Who did you capture?"
They captured two tourists who then got a free holiday in London.
Post any funny stories you might know. I love hearing about fuck up's on an international/national scale. Brexit being one of them.
We have some funny stories from the Cold war. We were just retarded.
Story number 1.
Never trust an MP.
A woman from Russia, she worked for the KGB. She bravely got into the UK, had a fake identity, and was given the task of find out as much information as she can and report it back to the USSR.
So... Where can you get the most information in Britian about Britian?
Hmm... Oh, being a fucking MP. So that's what she did. She married a MP and then applied for the position after she actually had a firm, legal and public claim on British citizenship that could not be questioned... Even if she was Russian or found out to be Russian, she was still classed as British.
So. That's how Bill Nye the Russian spy became an MP.
Story number 2
Me smart you smart.
MI5 and MI6. Working together to defeat a common enemy, the USSR. And what do two friends do? They have banter. And what says banter like kidnapping two secret service members and torturing them for 17 hours? Gr8 banta!!!
MI6 had the task of getting into Britian using methods we knew the Russian spies were using, the MI5 agents had to capture them. Simple enough, sounds like a good exercise, you'd expect they did it calmly, proffesionally and with good manner.
Nope. When they they did capture the MI6 spies they tortured them for 17 hours until calling MI6 and saying "Hah, we caught your spies."
MI6 then said "Our spies returned back to base yesterday. Who did you capture?"
They captured two tourists who then got a free holiday in London.
Post any funny stories you might know. I love hearing about fuck up's on an international/national scale. Brexit being one of them.
