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I played campaign mode yesterday and it has been stuttering for me and I cant tell if its the game or my crappy PC. My settings are on the lowest which is optimized or fast? Dunno. Plox help

It stutters sometimes when playing, when I go on a checkpoint or during cutscenes
 

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I played campaign mode yesterday and it has been stuttering for me and I cant tell if its the game or my crappy PC. My settings are on the lowest which is optimized or fast? Dunno. Plox help

It stutters sometimes when playing, when I go on a checkpoint or during cutscenes
turn on vsync
 

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IT IS I LEGENDARY HALO PLAYER: MISSION, CONQUEROR OF EVERY FPS BASED HALO TITLES FORMERLY RELEASED ON MICROSOFT BASED CONSOLES, BUT ALSO INCLUDING THE REAL TIME STRATEDGY BASED GAMES HALO WARS 1 AND 2. I COME HERE WITH A MESSAGE. IF I CATCH YOU SWORD-LINING IN MY GRIFFBALL GAME. YOU WILL BE OBLITERATED. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE ON MY TEAM OR THE OTHER. YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF MY GRAVITY HAMMER. I WOULD NOT NORMALLY BE THIS EXASPERATED BUT AFTER CASUALLY SPEEDRUNNING FOR THE HALO REACH SUB 3 HOUR ACHIEVEMENT: Keep Your Foot on the Pedrogas, named after the also amazing PEDROGAS, THE CURRENT WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR HALO: REACH AT AN AMAZING TIME OF 1:30:13 WHICH YOU CAN WATCH IN ITS FULL BALLS OUT GLORY HERE AT HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL: , I DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO CHILL OUT A BIT BY PLAYING MY FAVORITE GAME MODE OF ALL TIME, GRIFFBALL. I WASN'T EVEN ONE GAME IN UNTIL I SAW THE WORDS "SL?????" POP UP IN MY ALL CHAT.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT NOTHING TO MYSELF, UNTIL I SAW EVERYONE STANDING IN WHAT ONE COULD ONLY DESCRIBE AS A CONGA LINE OF -Yoink- -Yoink- -Yoink- ENERGY SWORD CUCKS! I WAS IN UTTER DISBELIEF. BUT ONLY FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND AS I, THE MASTERFUL SPARTAN, WIELDING THE FABLED HAMMER GRANTED BY OUR MONKEY-DOG COUNTERPARTS SLAMMED INTO THEIR FEEBLE BOOSTER BONES WITH AN UNYIELDING FURY. NO ONE WAS SAFE, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" THEY SCREAMED AS MY NOBLE HAMMER CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS. "MY 32K XP!!!!!!!!", "WHAT THE -Yoink-!", "HAVE FUN PLAYING THE GAME RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!". ALL THESE MESSAGES FILLED MY CHAT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME AS I PROCEEDED TO BOTH SPAWN KILL MY OWN TEAM AND THE OPPOSING ONE INTO SUBMISSION. "THIS IS TOO EASY" I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AS I PLASTERED THEIR PUNY BODIES INTO THE GROUND. IT WAS ONLY THEN I REALIZED, ONLY THE WORST OF THE WORST WOULD WANT TO BOOST FOR XP LIKE THIS IN GRIFFBALL. ONLY PEOPLE WITH A BRAIN CAPACITY LOW ENOUGH WOULD THINK THAT THEY CAN MANIPULATE DOUBLE EXP WEEKEND. NOT ONLY THIS, BUT THEY PLAGUE THE NAME OF ROOSTER TEETH WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS GAME TYPE. AN ATROCITY I SAY, ATROCITY! IN MY FIT OF PURE UNADULTERATED RAGE I WILLINGLY REQEUED INTO MATCHES WITH THE DESIRE TO ELIMINATE ANY SHRIVEL OF HOPE THESE ANTS HAD LEFT OF GAINING THEIR PRECIOUS 32K EXP. GAME AFTER GAME I PUMMELED ANYONE WHO DARE PARTICIPATE IN THE SWORD-LINE. ALL I COULD HEAR WERE THE SQUEALS FOR MERCY AS I POUNDED EVERYONE AGAINST MY GRAVITY SHAFT OF GLORY. INCLUDING MY OWN TEAM INTO SUBMISSION WHO DARED TO HINDER MY CASUAL GAME OF GRIFFBALL. NOTHING COULD STOP ME BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY CRIED FOR ME TO WASTING THEIR TIME, THEY COULD NOT PREVENT THE FACT THAT I RECEIVED AN AVERAGE OF 28KEXP FOR NOT ONLY THE

INCREDIBLY SATISFYING MULTI-KILLS AND BOMB RELATED MEDALS. BUT THE SALT. THE JUICY MESSAGES OF HATE AND DISDAIN I RECEIVED FOR PREVENTING THE HUMAN-CENTIPEDE OF EXP GRINDERS FROM REACHING FRUITION ONLY MADE ME STRONGER. I AM THE ANNIHILATOR. YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ME. IT WILL NOT MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU LEAVE THE GAME AND RE-QUEUE, I WILL FIND YOU. I AM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!. BOTH YOUR HOPE AND EXP WILL BE MINE.
 
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