Serious Happy Passover, Nebulous!

[Turhral]

yes so it is time already, the time where no bread will see itself on our tables for a week and everything becomes disgusting at kosher restaurants

Happy Passover!

 

[Doctorn'Silver]

wtf's passover again?sorry if i'm being rude but..
what is it again?

 

[Turhral]

Ah yes, sit back my child for you are in for a treat.

So. Passover is a Jewish holiday (if you didn't know that) that we have around the beginning-middle of April. We celebrate our ancestors escape from Egypt and from the slavery of Pharoh, and on how we got out of there. You can easily search the full story in the bible online, but I'll mark the highlights:
-Moses was born.
-Moses' mother hides him and sends him in the river in a small "cabin" as all of the newborn males were killed at that time.
-Pharoh's daughter finds Moses and adopts him, becomes one of the family
-Years are passing and Moses become adult, kills an Egyptian for torturing a Jewish slave and escapes.
-God speaks to him, tells him to lead the people and prepare for escape
-He goes to speak with Pharoh, but doesn't let the Jewish people leave.
-God sends 10 strikes upon Egypt and the Egyptians which include: Blood, Frogs, Hail, Darkness, and Eldest son strike (not sure what's the correct translation)
-Pharoh lets the people go, but soon changes his mind and chases them.
-Due to not having enough time, the bread doesn't bake fully and becomes what we call now a Matzah.
- Moses rips the Red Sea in half and the Jewish people pass, while the Egyptians drown.

...that's it I think.

 

[Deleted member 61]

Pharaoh, Pharaoh

Oooh baby, let mah people go

Ooh—ahh, yeah—yeah—yeah—yeah.

Have a great time! Celebrate hard for me.

 

[Goatson]

Happy passover my dudes, I don't personally celebrate most holidays but it's still part of me good ol' heritage!

 

[MaXenzie]

Ah yes, sit back my child for you are in for a treat.

So. Passover is a Jewish holiday (if you didn't know that) that we have around the beginning-middle of April. We celebrate our ancestors escape from Egypt and from the slavery of Pharoh, and on how we got out of there. You can easily search the full story in the bible online, but I'll mark the highlights:
-Moses was born.
-Moses' mother hides him and sends him in the river in a small "cabin" as all of the newborn males were killed at that time.
-Pharoh's daughter finds Moses and adopts him, becomes one of the family
-Years are passing and Moses become adult, kills an Egyptian for torturing a Jewish slave and escapes.
-God speaks to him, tells him to lead the people and prepare for escape
-He goes to speak with Pharoh, but doesn't let the Jewish people leave.
-God sends 10 strikes upon Egypt and the Egyptians which include: Blood, Frogs, Hail, Darkness, and Eldest son strike (not sure what's the correct translation)
-Pharoh lets the people go, but soon changes his mind and chases them.
-Due to not having enough time, the bread doesn't bake fully and becomes what we call now a Matzah.
- Moses rips the Red Sea in half and the Jewish people pass, while the Egyptians drown.

...that's it I think.

OHHH

So you celebrate this film?

 

[Turhral]

OHHH

So you celebrate this film?

OH MY FUCKING GOD YES THAT WAS ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD MOVIES
Yep. The movie is based on that specific event as it's a very well known biblical story.

 

[Wernsto ★]

Last Passover as a Student.
I hope to god that if I'll need to pass the next in a Military base next year, than the food will be okay.
@Eridian

Nonetheless, Happy Holiday!

 

[Gabe]

Last Passover as a Student.
I hope to god that if I'll need to pass it in a Military base next year, than the food will be okay.
@Eridian

According to him, you wont get fed

 

[Clark]

fuckers took my bread away

edit: late happy passover dudes