Hello guys!

[Chromesthesia_]

i literally punched a cow once

 

[Jimbo]

when I was a kid I had one of those toy guns that sparked and made noise and shit and I was firing at the cows and they flipped their shit and made right for me, bolted up an electric fence mate scary shit

 

[Akula]

what's the beef with these shitty puns

 

[Subeh]

@Moo Moo. is the OG cow.

@Cow is the apprentice cow.

@Da Cool Cow is that new hipster cow.

Sorted. :ok:

 

[Plankster]

stay away from Gr4Ss you monsters!!

 

[chell]

@Moo Moo. is the OG cow.

@Cow is the apprentice cow.

@Da Cool Cow is that new hipster cow.

Sorted. :ok:

I'm still the coolest cow.

 

[Da Cool Cow]

i am not amoosed by these petty squables, but i can agree with the list. :smiley:

 

[Moo Moo.]

A real cow doesn't make cheap puns on their own language... you should learn to represent us in a better light, young ones...

 

[MaXenzie]

A real cow doesn't make cheap puns on their own language... you should learn to represent us in a better light, young ones...

A real cow doesn't speak english.

 

[Moo Moo.]

I was required to when I came to your country. We're really all immigrants, and I'm sure you don't speak Indian. At least THEY treat us with the respect we deserve. And there's an elder system there.

 

[MaXenzie]

I was required to when I came to your country. We're really all immigrants, and I'm sure you don't speak Indian. At least THEY treat us with the respect we deserve. And there's an elder system there.

I wouldn't call eating your shit and washing with your piss respect.

 

[Moo Moo.]

That's what you think. Typical humans... you just don't GET us.

 

[MaXenzie]

That's what you think. Typical humans... you just don't GET us.

Be glad the Welsh only fuck Sheep.

 

[Temporary Minovo]

Weeelcome!

 

[Moo Moo.]

Be glad the Welsh only fuck Sheep.

You saying I don't want that?.. Well!.. You can eat the fattest part that is my ass, between two buns with a side of fries!

 

[Da Cool Cow]

I am a true cow too. But I also speak English.

 

[OneClassyBanana]

why are there now two cows on nebulous

was this approved by the committee

@Moo Moo. is this your clone

(In all seriousness, welcome to nebulous! Hope you enjoy your stay!)