HL2RP² Quotes

[Anthrax_PL]

absolutely no context will be provided under any circumstances

 

[Willy del Silly]

 

[Oswald]

[PM] JrSgt. John Smith -> John Sniper: and there's a kennedy in the server- we're fucked
[PM] John Sniper -> JrSgt. John Smith: show me where he is.
[PM] JrSgt. John Smith -> John Sniper: MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN

 

[Raiden]

*** Gustav Lindholm blinks again.
Jamall Demarco says "Looc lol you blikin."

 

[Just]

[Old. Shoeless.] yells "Seven hours! Just seven hours it took for the Combine to sweep across our world like a plague, devouring everything in its path. But Breen, oh Breen, he saw what we could not! He saw the path to salvation, the path to survival! And he took it, he took it with both hands, leading us through the storm, guiding us to safety!"

 

[deathwolf]

[Old. Shoeless.] yells "Seven hours! Just seven hours it took for the Combine to sweep across our world like a plague, devouring everything in its path. But Breen, oh Breen, he saw what we could not! He saw the path to salvation, the path to survival! And he took it, he took it with both hands, leading us through the storm, guiding us to safety!"

I hope you liked my sermons

 

[Alexander The Great]

average conversation between a german ( @Anti-tankspy ) and an englishman

Lukas Weiland says "Man, Arthur."
Lukas Weiland says "We really need to get some suits."
Lukas Weiland says "- what? I am hungry."

Arthur Eastgate says "Fuckin' Christ.."

Lukas Weiland says "What's your problem? I just came here for a meal."

Arthur Eastgate says "You make me nervous every time I'm around you."

Lukas Weiland says "Yes, I do know you get nervous around big burly men."
Lukas Weiland says "And, like I said, your preferences are perfectly respectable. I'm an open minded guy."

Arthur Eastgate says "If you are *big* and *burly*, I'm Arnold fucking Schwarzan-egger."

Lukas Weiland says "You're not Austrian, you're British."
Lukas Weiland says "Which makes things considerably worse, but that's fine by me."

Arthur Eastgate says "You look like the brother of that failed fuckin' painter who blamed it on the Jews."

Lukas Weiland says "I don't think he had a brother."

Arthur Eastgate says "*Long-lost*."

Lukas Weiland says "That's a nice compliment, though. I appreciate you attempting to indirectly call me a Nazi."

Arthur Eastgate says "Fine, you're a Nazi."

Lukas Weiland says "If I'm a Nazi, Arthur, then I should shoot you for being a homosexual."
Lukas Weiland says "You did ask me to suck you off like five minutes ago, afterall."

Arthur Eastgate says "..I'm not fucking gay Weiland."

Typical rdr2 cutscene conversation