HL2RP Dad Jokes

[Seamus]

What is a minge's favourite game?

Spoiler: Answer

Metagame

 

[steve maxwell]

What do CPs say when they oversleep?

Spoiler: Answer

I-so-late

 

[nash]

A man walked into a bar,

Gordons Crowbar.

 

[Jimbo]

hey rebel im dad

 

[Mist]

What do CPs say when they oversleep?

Spoiler: Answer

I-so-late

i dont get it

edit: nevermind

 

[Tranquill]

What's the difference between the g-man and a g-spot?

Spoiler

None, They're both hard to find.

 

[Charlie]

What does a man say when he gets caught by CP's for having sexual intercourse?

Spoiler: Answer

"At least I'm going out with a bang"

 

[Seamus]

What's the difference between the g-man and a g-spot?

Spoiler

They're both hard to find.

Tranquill... its what they have in common.

 

[Tranquill]

Tranquill... its what they have in common.

Oops, I forgot to say "None, They're both hard to find."

I shouldn't type up bad jokes at 2:30 am next time.