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HL2RP Quote List/Logs

Discussion in 'Half-Life 2 Roleplay' started by Peter Green, May 8, 2016.

  1. Poopship McGee

    Poopship McGee BAD HOMBRES GET OUT!! REEEeEEEEEe

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    virgin loser conscript vs chad protection

    [A shorter Civil Prote...] says "<:: 3 mind rounding up any citizens? ::>"
    Private Forrest says "Hey man, you look like you've had a long day. Let me take over for you, good pal."
    [A tall CiviPro figure...] says "<:: Eh, okay. ::>"
    [A young Cuban-America...] says "What."
    [[Red A.B]| Civil Work...] says "Err..."
    Private Forrest says "You don't have to bother yourselves with this busy work, do you?"
    [A tall CiviPro figure...] yells "<:: You two. ::>"
    [[Red A.B]| Civil Work...] says "I'd much rather have an actual officer."
    Private Forrest says "Oh."
    Private Forrest says "Well, it's a waste of the Union's time to waste officers doin' this sorta' stuff, but sure, whatever pal."
    [[Red A.B]| Civil Work...] says "...Not trying to be troublesome or anything, its just something I like."
    [A shorter Civil Prote...] says "<:: 'ppreciate it, 3. ::>"
    [A tall CiviPro figure...] says "<:: Yeah. ::>"
    [[Red A.B]| Civil Work...] says "Right uhh... First four with me!"
    Private Forrest says "Right, right, well here I was thinkin' I was doin' these fine gentlemen in suits of armor a favor."
    [A young Cuban-America...] says "Work."
    Private Forrest says "Take care gents."
     
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  2. Jimbo

    Jimbo `impulse-approved

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    if its any consolation it was an apple shift so not much fun
     
  3. PilotBland

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    no you dingus i wanted LP not chad conscripts
     
  4. Poopship McGee

    Poopship McGee BAD HOMBRES GET OUT!! REEEeEEEEEe

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    i just wanted to meet new people.. :(
     
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    Somebody requests "Hello, excuse me, this is Beatrice Simmers, 133556. I'm in some bar in the run-down part of town and it's filled with FUCKING TERRORISTS. Can you maybe send somebody, please?"
    C24:RL.JURY-9 banned the character 'Beatrice Simmers'.


     
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  6. PilotBland

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    Luciano Casal says "Bidding starts at Theodore's assassination."
    [OOC] Dzhambek 'Grozny Gutter' Khasanov: polyester
    Trash Panda has connected to the server.
    Fyodor 'Theodore' Malikov says "Two thousand five hundred!"
    Fyodor 'Theodore' Malikov says "Wait."
    Fyodor 'Theodore' Malikov says "No."
    Fyodor 'Theodore' Malikov says "I can't die."
    Fyodor 'Theodore' Malikov says "I'm not developed enough."
    matteh has connected to the server.
    [A horribly beat and s...] says "You're already dead."
    [A horribly beat and s...] says "Omae wa mou shindeiru."

     
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  7. Trains

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    *****' A fully grown :heyzeus: lifts himself to the edge of the balcony's railing.
     
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    Lmao I just saw it right now too, and I got reminded of that old ass window rapist meme from 2010.
     
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    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "True believers of christ are kind, loving, care for other. ."
    *** Séan 'Siggy' Higgins turns to the male to his right, "This woman is mentally ill."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "Does the good sit together with the evil ones? You only can serve one master."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "You either server the devil or you do serve god."

    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins says "Leave me alone."

    Patrick Cleaves says "Ped, you believe in God, right?"
    [A short hispanic man ...] says "I believe in lots of things."
    [A short hispanic man ...] says "Like the chupacabra!"


    Patrick Cleaves says "What does the chupacabra sound like?"
    Patrick Cleaves says "Make the noise."

    *** [A short hispanic man ...] mimicks the sound of a machine gun. "RATATATATATATATATA!"
    Laki Vamp says "P-Please I'm dyin'."
    Laki Vamp says "Oh- AHAHA."


    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins says "For fuck sakes."
    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins says "I've had enough of this."

    Patrick Cleaves says "That sounds like a machine gun."
    *** [A short hispanic man ...] then lets out a lengthy howl.
    [A short hispanic man ...] yells "AOOO-OOOOOO!"


    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "You are a false priest just like Jesus warned the people of."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "You are a blind lead. People who follow you will fall into demise."

    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins yells "I HAVE PTSD, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?"
    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins yells "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT."

    Patrick Cleaves says "PTSD?"
    Patrick Cleaves says "I guess the machine gun noises didn't help."


    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "You got PTSD? I see.. God has mercy on humans with lower gifts of understanding."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "I am sorry for have angered you, you know it was kinda complex."

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    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "You see most of the things the roman catholic church teaches are just doctrines from humans."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "Its not from god."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "But you can live in your worl.d."

    Patrick Cleaves says "Pfft, Catholics."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "I am not trying to chage you because you seem to be a little bot broken in mind.y Aight."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "I am sorry."

    [A short hispanic man ...] says "Okay this is boring."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "God bless you."
    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins says "Up yours too."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "For more understanding."
    *** Laki Vamp wipes a tear from her eye.
    Séan 'Siggy' Higgins says "Now if you'll excuse me."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "May have god mercy upon our souls."
    [|Germanic ethnic| Fil...] says "Yes. Farewell brother."
     
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  10. Khaatamul Nasheed

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    Whats so bad about that nick?
    Admins being Islamaphobic much?
     
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    Call me a fish if you wanna, but if this isn't an obvious bait, I don't know what it is. A poor joke?
     
  12. Havok✪

    Havok✪ Heartless bastard
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    [LOOC] REDACTED: can you stay, I odn't wanna stay with the other mean people, I actually like talking to you, even if your a spaced out druggy
    [LOOC] REDACTED: atleasty I don't have to worry about really resisting around you, can you stay for a bit longer?


    ~A anonymous black suited rebel with an SMG
     
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  13. Wanted

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    [[Aegis-Agoraeus A/B]A...] says "Yeah, had to beat up the little shits at school from kicking my little sister."
     
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    [ Blue eyes and Blonde...] says "Hi im Dave from combine times."
    [ Blue eyes and Blonde...] says "May i have an interview with you two?"
    [ Blue eyes and Blonde...] says "What are your current living conditions? Are they confortable?"
    *** [ Blue eyes and Blonde...] pulls out a tiny camara and takes a photo of the assaulted man.
    *** [ Blue eyes and Blonde...] stores the camara away.


    (Just a regular blue suit guy)
     
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    Havok✪ Heartless bastard
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    *** Avilov Yakovicch continues to observe the woman on the screen, nodding at her honkers. He keeps his fingers at his chin, listening to what she says in approval.
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    [A somewhat malnourish...] yells "I JUST WANTED TO SAY."
    [A somewhat malnourish...] yells "HOMOSEXUALS."
    [A somewhat malnourish...] yells "AREN'T PEOPLE."


    [LOOC] Séan 'Siggy' Higgins: this is far better than sitting in pubs being a barterer, this is real resistance

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    one of these was me........
     
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  18. Deathwolf772

    Deathwolf772 Silent Rapper

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    Dr. Anastasia Angelopoulos radios on wi: "// [A 5'8 male donning th...] says "Silver Callahan I believe her name is.. Shes a lesbian Civil Workers Union, wears an eyepatch and all! A simple wanna-be edgy pirate!""


    I'm Famous
     
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    Five minutes later

    *** [A Civil Protection Of...] would push the male towards the edge, his grip on the males jacket the only thing preventing him from falling off.
     
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    @Deathwolf772

    T. Silver 'Vanilla Gelato' 'Eighteen' Callahan says on radio: "Losefa."
    T. Silver 'Vanilla Gelato' 'Eighteen' Callahan says on radio: "She's with me."
    T. Silver 'Vanilla Gelato' 'Eighteen' Callahan says on radio: "And james washington."
    T. Silver 'Vanilla Gelato' 'Eighteen' Callahan says on radio: "Whoops."
    T. Silver 'Vanilla Gelato' 'Eighteen' Callahan says on radio: "This is the WI frequency."
    T. Silver 'Vanilla Gelato' 'Eighteen' Callahan says on radio: "Losefa."
     
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