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HL2RP Quote List/Logs

Discussion in 'Half-Life 2 Roleplay' started by Peter Green, May 8, 2016.

  1. Strain

    Strain Some boring mug
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    @Cryola Wasn't me trust me cough cough
     
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  2. Cryola

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  3. Blackquill

    Blackquill The Rejuvenated Server Director
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  4. JerkyNero

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    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "How's going."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Awright. I tell you what, son."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "I need some goood cigarettes."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "You get me, son?"
    B.R. Dr. Zoya Dalmo says "I'll be right back. I'm going to get some things."
    Kraft 'Mac' Lawrence says "Uh..."
    Cecilia Kappal says "We don't sell that."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "What."
    Kraft 'Mac' Lawrence says "Sorry, sir."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Can you repeat, daughter?"
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Why."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "There is a demand."
    Kraft 'Mac' Lawrence says "'Daughter'?"
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "I tell you."
    Cecilia Kappal says "No.."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Yes, son."
    Cecilia Kappal says "We don't sell ciggere- eugh."
    Cecilia Kappal says "I don't sell that."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Why?"
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Are you some 'pro-life' shit."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "Or what."
    Kraft 'Mac' Lawrence says "Because this is a bakery, perhaps?"
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "I tell you."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "AND>."
    [LOOC] C. Janusz 'Thirteen' Pradnik: ?
    Cecilia Kappal says "We don- Can you not smoke in here."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "It's good that I'm not assigned here."
    [(Red Armband)Old bent...] says "I tell you."
     
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  5. Antloin

    Antloin Neutrino

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    "A burning body in City 17, looks like CP's done job" ~ Unknown 2k17
     
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  6. Chezburger

    Chezburger master of OOC
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  7. General Mario

    General Mario Proton

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    *** [6,4 | Brown Hair | Gr...] gets a little turned on when the man tries to bind him but does not resist.
     
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  8. Fatality

    Fatality Welcoming death 24/7
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  9. Dr.Isaac Kleiner

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    [OOC] Joseph Waters: If you had a Berreta 9mm and a Glock 30, Which would you rather want IRL?
    [OOC] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: yer mum
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: listen here
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: deine mutter
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: sorry i dont speak un american
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: I have 300 confirmed kills
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: Im trained in Guerilla warfare nerd
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: while you were roleplaying, I was studying the blade
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: while you were studying the blade, i was fucking yer mum
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: While you were fucking my mum, I was fucking yer mum with the blade.
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: me mums dead biotch
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: my mum is jesus
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: She died then undied after 3 days biotch
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: my mum is your dad
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: while your mum was my dad, i was studying your dad.
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: While my dad was your mum and you were studying the blade with over 300 kkkonfirmed kills, I was roleplaying

    Round 2

    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: I had a girl come over one day. The second she walked inside, I threw her on the couch, took off her shoes, and put on her favorite TV show so she could relax and feel comfortable. Then I forced her to the kitchen, shoved her over the dining table, and cooked a nice candle-light dinner. Then I finally carried her to my bedroom, ripped off her clothes, and gave her a new set of pajamas so she could sleep comfortably.
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: then i fuccked her right in the pussy along with some good old toe sucking
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one hasn't even been diagnosed with mesothelioma
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
    [PM] Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops -> Joseph Waters: 丅口 乃乇 下卂工尺, 丫口凵 卄卂リ乇 丅口 卄卂リ乇 卂 リ乇尺丫 卄工厶卄 工㔿 丅口 凵刀乇尺丂丅卂刀 尺工匚长 卂刀 从口尺丅丫.
    [PM] Joseph Waters -> Sub. M. Anastasia 'Three' Doops: lmao thats a new one
     
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  10. Havok✪

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    [Before you stands a m...] says "Sure, no problemo sir."
    C17:75.KING-9 says "<:: Enlglish. ::>"
    [LOOC] C17:75.KING-9: lmao fuck
     
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  11. TommyGman0100

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    Most fun I was able to have recently was getting to beat the life out of a dude who tried to rape a CAB and got caught by an OTA in a semi-midnight sweep, I was left to interrogate him and after being deemed nothing more than a horny drunk anti-citizen looking for easy pickings I felt I should dish out some ‘payback’ but also have a lot of catharsis since I’d been ICly under a HUGGGEEE amount of stress because of blackmail, threats etc etc, extremely good RP c:
    *** C17:75.HERO-5 sidesteps out of the way of the fellow officer as he leaves the room, slowly walking over to the male as she lets out a series of vo-coded grunts suddenly slinging her MP7 to send a powerful gloved fist towards his jaw, nearly climbing ontop of him as a foot reaches onto the seat as she barks "<:: YOU SICK BASTARD! ::>", sending another round of knuckles towards his way and with him being restrained unable to pull away as she attacks from the side.
    *** [A rather old looking ...] gets hit in the face by a fury of hits by the protector. He gets knocked out after the second hit, and blood would start to spray on the Functionaries mask as the mans jaw, and nose break. If she stops, so long as he isn't dead, She is left with a bloodied male with a disfigured jaw and nose.
    C17:75.HERO-5 says "<:: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! ::>", screeching each word out with the vo-coder distorting the loud cries to a horrible slurry of curses and threats, not ceasing the brutal attack and only relishing in his pain with her painting the gloved knuckles a thick crimson as she sends another strong punch towards his teeth with her right hand while her left grips his hair to push his face closer to her baldened fist. Lunging even closer towards him with her face a mere inch from his, heavy vo-coded breaths breaking through the bloodied mask as some inevitably splashes onto her being. "<:: YOU SICK FUCK! . ::>"
    ***' Crimson mist sprays everywhere as the woman continues her onslaught of swings at the male. The male clearly has died, and his face is extremely disfigured and bloody. Both the male and functionary are covered in different shades of crimson and mahogany liquid.
    ***' Even with the male dead she denies his corpse the opporunity to rest sending more and more swings with her bloodied fists towards his mutilated figure cruching bone as she forces all the strength she can muster into the blows, standing back to send her jackboot towards his femurs and knees snapping them as the metal chair offers a pad for her to slam into, never ceasing her torrent of vo-coded curses and cries, whimpering as she does so seemingly unable to pull away with her lust for revenge or some sort of twisted justice overwhelming her.
     
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  12. Kenny.

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    shoulda done revenge rape :^)



    just kidding ofcourse lol
     
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  13. Pyromancer

    Pyromancer weapon & benelli m3 enthusiast
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    twisted af
     
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  14. Omnipotent

    Omnipotent >lol 9mm

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    #MeToo
     
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  15. Slim

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    Crowds of antlions begin to appear, and a lone transhuman watches over the entire situation, no directives, fully confused

    please please give snowl s.a
     
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  16. Omnipotent

    Omnipotent >lol 9mm

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    Dispatch radios on command: "<:: KING 9 attention attention; you have been charged with 99; reckless operation. ::>"
    C17:75.KING-9 whispers on tac: "<:: 415 subject attempted 10-104. ::>"
    C17:75.KING-9 whispers on tac: "<:: /// nibber can I fucking rp? ::>"
    C17:50.HERO-1 radios on tac: "<:: //attentionattentionattentionattentionattention. ::>"

    Dispatch whispers on tac: "<:: // you john cena'd a citizen from a second floor window. ::>"
    Dispatch whispers on tac: "<:: // theres a limit lol. ::>"

    C17:50.YELLOW-2 whispers on tac: "<:: //lmao. ::>"
    C17:25.XRAY-9 whispers on tac: "<:: //Oh my fucking god lmao. ::>"
     
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  17. PilotBland

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    Dispatch broadcasts "<:: Zalo. ::>"
    [OOC] Himitaru 'Ishi' Clarkson: Zalo
    [OOC] C17:75.QUICK-4: zalo
    [OOC] C17:75.PATROL-4: zalo
    [OOC] C17:75.KING-9: Zalo
    [OOC] C17:75.QUICK-5: zalo
    [OOC] C17:50.YELLOW-2: :____D so funny haha
    [OOC] Theodore Malikov: Zalo
    [OOC] C.W. Hara Giannakou: Zalo?
     
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  18. Havok✪

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    *** [Caucasian male | Some...] jumps out the window.
    *** C17:75.KING-9 jumps ontop of them.

    all the logs there are of this -I had to react fast so that he wouldn't run away when he did jump out the window there was no intend to "John Cena" the male.
     
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  19. Chicken

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA DISPATCH MISTYPED IN BROADCAST AHAHAHAHAHA WTF XD TIME TO GO TO QUOTE LIST / LOGS THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
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  20. TheRobsterDJ

    TheRobsterDJ punished roleplayer
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