How to Roll as a Bird

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  1. SleepyMode

    SleepyMode woah
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    How to Roll as a Bird

    Me and @M3lon were playing as birds when we learned we also cannot /roll properly:
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    Only to have received this comment by @Jeffy
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    Thus, we came up with an epic system for rolling as a bird:

    Bjork (5/5)
    Instant win. The other opponent shouldn't even bother to roll.​

    Squawk (4/5)
    A superior bird roll. The bird equivalent of "try me bitch".

    Cheep (3/5)
    Only slightly inferior to the Squawk, the cheep is a magnificent bird roll.

    Chirp (2/5)
    A rather lame bird roll. Completely useless most of the time.

    Caw (1/5)
    The worst bird roll. Shame on yourself!

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    credits
    Myself for writing this incredible guide (aka bird co-lead according to m3lon)​
    @M3lon aka self declared bird faction lead
    @Thood74 for reminding me to add Bjork
     
    #1 SleepyMode, Sep 28, 2020
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  2. Arny

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    i want to be able to consume items back to do some of le epic cop bird feeding rp
     
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  3. M3lon

    M3lon Approved by Erdogan

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    we can't have it all you know
     
  4. Thood74

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    wheres bjork?
     
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  5. Arny

    Arny bird main

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    bjork must be 100 out of 100
     
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  6. SleepyMode

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    Bjork is an instant win, so I didn't even put it in the guide.
     
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  7. Thood74

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    Bro, its a guide to new players of the bird whitelist. Getting such a rare roll must have clarification. Even if so unlikely. Edit it in
     
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  8. SleepyMode

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    You're right. Edited and credited. Thank you for your support of the bird faction.
     
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  9. Puffin The Muffin

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    CHEEP CAW CAW SQUAWK CHIIIIIIIIRP CHEEP CHEEP BJORK!
     
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  10. Hey, thats me!
     
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  11. Tim Cook

    Tim Cook CEO of Apple

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    canon bird language
     
  12. Tony The Booze

    Tony The Booze Neutrino

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    thank you, thinking of how to roll as a bird has gave me one too many sleepless nights
     
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  13. Charlie

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    step 1: do not roleplay as a bird
     
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    give me my job back on limefruit
     
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    my bird thanks you for this thread
     
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  16. Puffin The Muffin

    Puffin The Muffin Rebel, UM, Cop

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    :grinning:
     
  17. jb

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    damn bitch close some tabs
     
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    no i peak at 300 at times
     
  19. i can barely run with 4 tabs wtf
     
  20. SleepyMode

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    that's too much reddit for a sane human being
     
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