I bought a Bad Dragon™ dildo online and idk what i'm gonna do

[Vertigo]

Hey guys, so I was joking around online and I ended up actually ordering a Bad Dragon™ dildo.
can anyone help me

 

[Deleted member 118]

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Order this as well
Receive Bad Dragon package
Open Bad Dragon package
Receive Bleach
Open Bleach package
Open Bleach
Drink Bleach

 

[cns - he/him/his]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
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https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Order this as well

bleach meme is old

 

[Deleted member 118]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods
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bleach meme is old

Suicide meme is old

 

[Vertigo]

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Order this as well
Receive Bad Dragon package
Open Bad Dragon package
Receive Bleach
Open Bleach package
Open Bleach
Drink Bleach

I already spent all my money on the dildo

 

[buttercup]

How do you accidentally buy it

Is there not a confirmation and the fact you have to enter ur credit card details?

Why can't you cancel the order?

 

[Vertigo]

http://bad-dragon.com/products/austin
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How do you accidentally buy it

Is there not a confirmation and the fact you have to enter ur credit card details?

Why can't you cancel the order?

BEcause I actually want the dildo you dip

 

[buttercup]

http://bad-dragon.com/products/austin
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BEcause I actually want the dildo you dip

"Accidentally ended up ordering one"

 

[Vertigo]

"Accidentally ended up ordering one"

I accidentally ended up ordering one, yes. But now I think i'll keep it.

 

[buttercup]

I accidentally ended up ordering one, yes. But now I think i'll keep it.

you're 14

 

[Vertigo]

you're 14

I'll just give it to my mom, idfk

 

[Weeknder]

I'll just give it to my mom, idfk

Youre not funny.

 

[Vertigo]

Youre not funny.

i'm not trying to be funny but okay

 

[TheInnkeeper]

Hey guys, so I was joking around online and I ended up actually ordering a Bad Dragon™ dildo.
can anyone help me

maybe idk
fucking use it?

 

[Weeknder]

i'm not trying to be funny but okay

Oh so youre actually buying an expensive dragon dildo and gonna give it to your mom. Oh yes I now see that youre not trying to make jokes but youre just a good son :)

 

[Vertigo]

Oh so youre actually buying an expensive dragon dildo and gonna give it to your mom. Oh yes I now see that youre not trying to make jokes but youre just a good son :)

do you want to see the the order if you think i'm making jokes?

 

[scrubmcnoob]

Oh so youre actually buying an expensive dragon dildo and gonna give it to your mom. Oh yes I now see that youre not trying to make jokes but youre just a good son :)

i guarantee that if you had the money, you would do the same thing for your mom.
she seems like a very nice lady

 

[Bibo!]

Smack people with it.

 

[Vertigo]

Smack people with it.

I will definetly do that

 

[scrubmcnoob]

do you want to see the the order if you think i'm making jokes?

sure why not
and you don't accidentally order a dragon dildo
it's not like amazon shopping and you accidentally added an item to your cart by a misclick