insult other people's countries (meme thread)

[Todias]

NOBODY can talk shit about my country

 

[ruben slikk]

Norwegian Military Salute

 

[Inspector Bandito]

Norwegian Military Salute

what?????

 

[ruben slikk]

what?????

yall have no military

 

[Theplahunter]

Did you guys know the French have the fastest tanks and the most gears known to man? 7 in reverse and 1 forward in case the enemy comes from behind!

 

[Inspector Bandito]

yall have no military

The armed forces number 23,000 personnel, including civilian employees, and have a full-mobilisation combat strength of 83,000.

atleast we lasted more than 2 min during ww2

 

[ruben slikk]

atleast we lasted more than 2 min during ww2

easier when your country is a frozen wasteland and does not have a land border with the most formidable war machine at the time

Did you guys know the French have the fastest tanks and the most gears known to man? 7 in reverse and 1 forward in case the enemy comes from behind!

literally never heard this one b4

 

[Theplahunter]

What does Maginot line mean in french? Speed bump ahead.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a frenchman? Tastes just like chicken!

Raise you're right hand if you're french... No I said your right, not both of your hands!

 

[Rengar]

atleast we lasted more than 2 min during ww2

I thought you guys lost to Germany within a week...?

 

[Inspector Bandito]

I thought you guys lost to Germany within a week...?

and you decided to invade russia
during the winter
after having signed NOT to fight against eachother

 

[Rengar]

and you decided to invade russia
during the winter
after having signed NOT to fight against eachother

well actually Hitler was very close to moscow but his top two mistakes were not getting help from his allies and not giving his men winter supplies. if he done both of these he could of have won. Also I been living in Turkey my whole life so I see myself as Turkish so go ahead and try with Turkey.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

well actually Hitler was very close to moscow but his top two mistakes were not getting help from his allies and not giving his men winter supplies. if he done both of these he could of have won. Also I been living in Turkey my whole life so I see myself as Turkish so go ahead and try with Turkey.

but youre from germany??

 

[Rengar]

but youre from germany??

not to be exact, I just happen to be half German half Turk and considering I lived in Turkey my whole life I'll go with Turkey.

Literally only been to Germany for one week and it was for to visit relatives lol

 

[Inspector Bandito]

not to be exact, I just happen to be half German half Turk and considering I lived in Turkey my whole life I'll go with Turkey.

Literally only been to Germany for one week and it was for to visit relatives lol

https://gyazo.com/31deb4c8bbed4c0248be9f37fd60b2b9 right

 

[Rengar]

https://gyazo.com/31deb4c8bbed4c0248be9f37fd60b2b9 right

vpn my dude, I need my pornhub. You could just go with Turkey lmao it's so much easier, lots of shit happening literally: Coup, the retarded people, loosing the state of secularism, problems with terrorism, corruption. Just choose.

 

[Rengar]

-snip- I missed a fact.

 

[Nömad <3]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? none



Yes, just like Ireland's population during their great famine.

 

[Yoshez]

i just want to hear people diss the oh mighty land of a thousand lakes. open fire

 

[gExile]

i just want to hear people diss the oh mighty land of a thousand lakes. go ahead

you are all autistic mongols with boring flat landscape

 

[ruben slikk]

you are all autistic mongols with boring flat landscape

yall mastered the art of memes tho