Joke of the Day

[Rictalspace]

Give me your best joke. Best joke of the day will get a custom title 'Joker of Nebulous'

 

[lucid]

a mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. he says 'uno, dos..' and poof, he disappears without a tres

 

[Luft]

Give me your best joke. Best joke of the day will get a custom title 'Joker of Nebulous'

a stable & user friendly community

 

[Ond]

can we post memes instead

 

[Rictalspace]

can we post memes instead

Eh, only if it's a good one

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Where does a horse go when it's sick?

To the horsepital

 

[Luft]

whats 300.000 raised hands




the army of france

 

[Ond]

 

[Deleted member 2925]

don’t ask who joe is

 

[Deleted member 243]

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahaha

 

[jb]

Hey girl, are you from California?

Spoiler

Because you're the only cal I fornia

[doublepost=1568226477][/doublepost]oops I messed up
[doublepost=1568226497][/doublepost]it's supposed to be tennessee
[doublepost=1568226510][/doublepost]as in "Ten I see"

 

[Raiden]

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano. Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The Bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed,

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

what do you call a russian with three testicles?

who'd'you'nick'a'bollock'off

 

[Merlinsclaw]

Actual Joke: America is storming Area 51 in 9 days. You britbongs should storm the Vatican.

We get the aliens, you get the predators.

Spoiler: Nebulous Joke

Wanna hear a funny joke?

Stasiland releasing

 

[Luft]

why is the eifeltower so huge



so you can see the white flag all the way from berlin

 

[Deleted member 4795]

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 

[Luft]

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

whats the difference between a wet towel and a suicidal man


both eventually end up hanging from a rope

 

[TinPan]

Why should you never wear underwear from Ukraine?

Because Cher’knob’ll’fall’out

 

[Deleted member 4795]

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

 

[PilotBland]

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