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A universe had a hole in it, so he filled it with the milky way.

He is the type of n***a to eat an alphabet soup and choke on the D.
 
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Dont have the time to be original, here's one from a guy I met a long time ago

"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?"


"A virgin."
 
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what do you call a white guy surrounded by a black guy
fucked
what do you call a white guy surrounded by two black guys
fucked
what do you call a white guy surrounded by one hundred black guys
warden
 

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Gentlemen, we live in a day and age where a single african american can provide 360 coverage around a white man. I'm geniunely interested in seeing how this actually works.
have you seen how fat black yanks can be
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that'd provide 360 coverage for a fucknig armoured platton
 
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1 White ppl, esp white heterosexual men ARE the privileged majority, that is just a FACT. Have you ever heard of someone being fired for being heterosexual? or White or a MAN? 2.Just b/c you have free speech doesn't mean you should abuse it and be an ASSHOLE. Free speech is a privilege we have to so we citizens can have some say in how the govt is run, it was never meant so ppl can abuse it and just be assholes, saying horrible hateful things to ppl.. What I find funny about ppl who go on and on about their precious free speech, is they think THEY have free speech, but if someone else uses their free speech to offer another view point, they accuse them of trying to impede their free speech, it's like they can say what THEY want, but no one else can. As a trans woman I once asked someone not to call me a HE and this person was like, "Hey I'll call you what I please, I have FREE SPEECH!" And I was like, "Ok free speech works both ways, call me a MAN and I will call you a MOTHERFUCKER!" Well needless to say he would have beat the shit out of me had I not had my pepper spray on me... so yeah... to many Free Speech means, YOU can say what YOU WANT, but if I sue my free speech, and you do not like what I say, I get my teeth knocked down my throat, so yeah Free speech isn't free for everyone! 3. I'm a Socialist but that's another issue , yeah I feel the wealthiest among us SHOULD be taxed more and expected to contribute more. What I find funny about ppl who claim to hate Socialism is they are in foavor of SOCIAL SECURITY.. And I could just as easily say, "It's MY MONEY, I earned it! I do not owe those old invalids a DIME!" 4. Did it ever occur to you that in SOME cases if you disagree with me, you ARE in fact a racist or a bigot! If I say "Slavery is wrong" and you "merely disagree" with me and say, "I feel slavery is GOOD!" Then YOU ARE A BIGOT AND A RACIST! Everything is NOT just "Agree to disagree" or a matter of your opinion. Your opinions dictate how you ACT and how you treat other people and how you VOTE. If you vote that trans women should not be allowed use of the women's restroom, that affects REAL LIVES... You would be forcing Jazz Jennings to have to use the men's room and possibly be raped, bulled, beaten up, etc... So yeah, if you DISAGREE with us, we have the right to CHALLENGE you on it, b/c you do not live in a vacuum, your OPINIONS affect our lives! Don't I have the right to my opinion that you are a racist/bigot?5.I dunno anything about that, but do you support Catholic priests rapists and molesters?6.I'm not offended by EVERYTHING, but somethings are worth getting offended by, and it doesn't surprise me that you all have made up a silly word to describe like Cupcake generation... You all LOVE to use those trendy words, like SJW, Tumbler and Special SnowFlakes, BUT I could call you people on the opposite side the Prick Generation for being SO INSENSITIVE and tactless. Did it ever occur to you that transgender ppl have HAD to be tough for so long that now we are fucking TIRED of always having to be tough and thick skinned? We are now fighting back, telling YOU how WE feel and you are so thinskinned that you cannot take it, this is why you have to explode into violent anger when we call you out on your shit."if you still think being a social justice warrior is "great" then you're as mentally fucked up as they are."See this is what I'm talking about... instead of having a rational conversation, you have to... EXPLODE INTO VIOLENT RAGE, and curse me out, a person you do not even know... calling someone you do not even know "mentally fucked up" when you know NOTHING about my life! But b/c I merely DISAGREE with you, you think you can speak to me that way. Would you want someone talking to you mother, sister, or daughter like that?So basically you are just the other HORRIBLE extreme of what you called SJWs? You are heartless, disrespectful, violent, tactless, insensitive to other ppl's feelings, and a PRICK!
 

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Alrighty.

What do you call a flying jew?
Smoke.

What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's white on top, black on the bottom?
Society.

What's black on top, white on the bottom?
Rape.

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I was raping this girl the other day, and she yelled out "Please, think of my children!"
What a kinky bitch.

What's the advantage of fucking a baby?
Makes your dick look huge.

The difference between a watermelon and a baby?
Babies taste better.

A woman was talking to a black guy in the bar. She looked down at his crotch and asked: "Is it true, what they say about black guys?" The black guy says "Yeah."
He then stabs her in the stomach and steals her purse.
 

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Alrighty.

What do you call a flying jew?
Smoke.

What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's white on top, black on the bottom?
Society.

What's black on top, white on the bottom?
Rape.

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I was raping this girl the other day, and she yelled out "Please, think of my children!"
What a kinky bitch.

What's the advantage of fucking a baby?
Makes your dick look huge.

The difference between a watermelon and a baby?
Babies taste better.

A woman was talking to a black guy in the bar. She looked down at his crotch and asked: "Is it true, what they say about black guys?" The black guy says "Yeah."
He then stabs her in the stomach and steals her purse.
jews didnt scream in the oven either cause they were gassed
 
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Alrighty.

What do you call a flying jew?
Smoke.

What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's white on top, black on the bottom?
Society.

What's black on top, white on the bottom?
Rape.

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I was raping this girl the other day, and she yelled out "Please, think of my children!"
What a kinky bitch.

What's the advantage of fucking a baby?
Makes your dick look huge.

The difference between a watermelon and a baby?
Babies taste better.

A woman was talking to a black guy in the bar. She looked down at his crotch and asked: "Is it true, what they say about black guys?" The black guy says "Yeah."
He then stabs her in the stomach and steals her purse.


What's dark, metaphysical and produces a love-hate relationship with it's participants?

All the dark humor above me.
 

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None… he fell.

What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
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Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
 
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what do you call black people in a barn? antique farming equipment.

why can't you put a white person in a jar? because crackers usually come in boxes.

how do you know if an asian guy has robbed your house? when you come home, your math homework is done, you computer is upgraded, and he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

why isn't there a mexican olympics? because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already gone over the border.

what's the difference between a christmas tree and a catholic priest? the tree's balls are just for decoration.

what has more brains than a bunch of jewish scientists? the wall behind them.

how do you tell a sunni from a shiite? the sunnis are the ones with the shiite blown of out them.

what's the most common sleeping position for a man? around.

why do women make better soldiers? because they can bleed for a week straight and not die.

what do you call a gay drive-by? a fruit roll up.

why are lesbians lousy construction workers? they don't know how to handle wood.
 

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Hey, have you heard about the three jigs in the elevator?

Or the three Yids at the golf course?
 

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Alrighty.

What do you call a flying jew?
Smoke.

What's the difference between jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's white on top, black on the bottom?
Society.

What's black on top, white on the bottom?
Rape.

What's black, has eight legs and makes women scream?
Gang rape.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I was raping this girl the other day, and she yelled out "Please, think of my children!"
What a kinky bitch.

What's the advantage of fucking a baby?
Makes your dick look huge.

The difference between a watermelon and a baby?
Babies taste better.

A woman was talking to a black guy in the bar. She looked down at his crotch and asked: "Is it true, what they say about black guys?" The black guy says "Yeah."
He then stabs her in the stomach and steals her purse.
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