Discussion in 'Current Affairs' started by Trains, Sep 3, 2017.
I seriously hope this is bait
north korea's birthday
keep your eyes out for another test
you think they won't nuke themselves to repel an invasion?
I am 90% certain they won't
They'll fuck up Seoul for as long as possible
They wouldn't nuke themselves
They'd very likely cary on fighting even after being nuked though
isnt hydrogen water
they testing big ass water balloons
intercontinental ballistic water balloons
Is this bait
I knew Communist dictatorships would be the end of us. Enjoy it while it lasts folks, — if they try something, fat boy Choi will be off the map, along with his brainwashed masses, and we'll just have to deal with the nuclear fallout.
America will be vanquished with WATER BALLOOONS?
fiver bets its dropped on the shoreline and they are just pushing Japan to see what they'll do in response
I was only 9 years old I loved Kim so much, I had all the merchandise and propaganda I pray to Kim every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given "Kim is love" I say; “Kim is life” My president hears me and calls me a commie I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kim I called him a bourgeoise sheep He audits me and sends me to go to sleep I’m crying now, and my economy hurts I lay in bed and it’s really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It’s Kim I am so happy He whispers into my ear “The ladies love me because I have a two foot long shlong, and can go at it for 50 hours straight, baby!" (actual quote) He grabs me with his powerful god-King hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I’m ready I spread my northern border He penetrates my South Korea It hurts so much but I do it for Glorious Leader I can feel my capitalism tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please The god-king He roars in a mighty roar as he seizes my means of production My president walks in Kim looks him straight in the eyes and says “Bourgeoise scum .” Kim leaves through my window Kim is love. Kim is life.
Rest in peace me.
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