Serious [POLL] RODENT/VERMIN DISCOURSE THREAD

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

  • Remy the Rat (from Ratatouille)

  • Stuart Little (from Stuart Little)

  • Biggie Cheese (from The Barn Yard)

  • The Giant Rat (from Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure)


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Chezburger

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ill grab stuart little and shove him in a mouse trap

fuckin little rodent bitch
 

Chezburger

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I'm going to shove my foot up your dickhole bitch.

EDIT:

Sorry I forgot you're a girl dumb bitch retard no penis having asshole.
im going to take you out on a nice dinner to fucking mcdonalds, im gonna buy you a quarter pounder, then we're gonna go watch a movie. when we get home, im gonna lead you to the bedroom and lay you on the bed and then grab my COLT 45 AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS ONTO THE PILLOW AND GO TO BED.

then im gonna wake up and foortnite
 

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FUCK RODENTS THIS POST MADE BY SKINK GANG
 
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Cindy

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new year new opinions

poll unlocked if have had a change of heart....
 

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remy is a shagger and he lives in paris

stuart little squats with his adopted parents in garbage nyc
 

Cindy

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wtf my first amendment

I can't believe WMG would censor NATIONAL PATRIOT and HERO OF THE FREE PEOPLE Biggie Cheese
 

john

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k what about biggie
biggie cheese is a fucking rat that manages to charm everyone; dog, cat, cow with just his clout alone, Imagine what he could do if he used his full power. He speaks for himself.

to add to that he clearly plagiarizes that song and he's just so cool that no one cares, they just kind of go "Yeah that's my man biggie cheese", would you fuck with biggie cheese? I wouldn't fuck with biggie cheese.
 
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Cindy

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biggie cheese is a fucking rat that manages to charm everyone; dog, cat, cow with just his clout alone, Imagine what he could do if he used his full power. He speaks for himself.

to add to that he clearly plagiarizes that song and he's just so cool that no one cares, they just kind of go "Yeah that's my man biggie cheese", would you fuck with biggie cheese? I wouldn't fuck with biggie cheese.

[A blue hologram of a woman which flic...] says "Biggie Cheese, the leader of the resistance and his team along with Otis the Cow. They were great heroes of the resistance."
 
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Stuart Little is a fucking government spy. What other rat has infiltrated a human family? Oh, right, none. Stuart Little could be living under your fucking noses, being fed by your family and you wouldn't even know. It explains why you all hate your families so much and sit in everyday roleplaying... #StuartGang
 

Cindy

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Stuart Little is a fucking government spy. What other rat has infiltrated a human family? Oh, right, none. Stuart Little could be living under your fucking noses, being fed by your family and you wouldn't even know. It explains why you all hate your families so much and sit in everyday roleplaying... #StuartGang

is this for or against stuart. i cant tell.
[doublepost=1547191260][/doublepost]oh fuck i just realized we forgot the giant rat from jerma
 

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y'all really think this big boy gonna lose to fucking remy? fucking rat's barely a cook, smh



HE LITERALLY THE SIZE OF A CAR
 

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is this for or against stuart. i cant tell.
[doublepost=1547191260][/doublepost]oh fuck i just realized we forgot the giant rat from jerma

#StuartGang
 

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Anybody that doesn't vote Giant Rat has no fucking idea what they're doing

  • Single handedly defeated Gerod, Guardian of the Treasure Chest of the Mayan Temple instantly. It wasn't even a contest
  • Killed Dick "Dastardly" Richard, one of the most notorious criminals in recent history, in cold blood
  • Participated in the Jerma Rumble, where it defeated the Christmas Tree. Had to be dispatched by Demonic Grandpa

I'd say that Giant Rat is in a favorable position in this fight. Biggie Cheese is a close second though.
 
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