Serious post dreams (nsfw edition)

[Zak]

in case you have some sweet dreams that'd trigger the sjws in the safe space thread

I'd go first but you could all probably guess what I dream about

 

[Deleted member 93]

Shot up my school with my friend.

 

[Berke]

in case you have some sweet dreams that'd trigger the sjws in the safe space thread

I'd go first but you could all probably guess what I dream about

was it xeno pussy or dick

 

[Hosterss]

was it xeno pussy or dick

Best thing Ive heard in a while.

Shot up my school with my friend.

Was that a dream or?

 

[Bongo Bandit]

did you dream about people being satisfied with the weapon base sersjant?

 

[liew]

I once dreamed of a cross between real porn and hentai.

It wasn't as nice as I had thought it was going to be tbh.

 

[Frostwind]

i was in a car with me in the passenger seat steering it from there

there was a wall closing fast

i woke up

 

[Khiel]

ate somebody

 

[NightScape]

I once had a dream where blacks and mudslimes terrorized streets everywhere and just caused general harm and destruction.
[doublepost=1489186207][/doublepost]oh wait
[doublepost=1489186252][/doublepost]that wasnt a dream

 

[shibe]

i went to some school in a bad area and got ganged up by maroccans and turks :(

 

[cns - he/him/his]

the sex

 

[gExile]

i shot someone with a shotgun for some reason while being surrounded by people and instantly after it I realized I'm going to prison so I got worried and woke up

I once dreamed of a cross between real porn and hentai.

It wasn't as nice as I had thought it was going to be tbh.

Honestly if it was like real girls looking like anime I feel like thatd be terrifying

 

[NightScape]

i went to some school in a bad area and got ganged up by maroccans and turks :(

Wtf even poor third worlders terrorize ur dreams aswell? Damn Muslims are advancing quicker than we thought

 

[Joe Thompson]

I once saw your average Roleplayer in a dream
I still get ptsd from this even to this day

 

[NightScape]

I once saw your average Roleplayer in a dream
I still get ptsd from this even to this day

/me would

 

[Gabby]

Most of the dreams I've been having are fucking weird. Either it's weird incest with my mother or it's eldritch horror.

What's even worse is that I'm starting to see the the weirdness from my dreams IRL around my bed at night. Things that look just like this but skinny outside my window or trying to get on my weird bunk bed thing that doesn't have a bed below it.

Spoiler: Fuck me

Also if you want more detail on the incest dreams PM me

 

[Zeo]

hl2rp

 

[MaXenzie]

when i was 5 i had a dream that my town was at a 45 degree angle and giant stone boulders were rolling down every street and crushing shit. so i ran into GAME bcuz i was 5 and i thought it was safe, only to see my mum selling donuts to the cashier, completely unaware. i told her that giant balls were rolling around and she was like "nah fam i gotta sell these donuts" i was like "wtf mum you cut hair not sell donuts stop" and she shook her head. resigned to her fate, i ran off and sat a guy about my age. "i got an idea come with me" he said and i did. he stopped by a car, ducked down behind it and said "we'll be safe here." i was like "dude seriously that wont stop boulders" and he was like "lol kid do you wanna survive or not?' and i was like "not with u weirdo" so i ran into an alleyway. i saw him get crushed a few seconds later.

then i got smacked in the face by giant balls.

 

[NightScape]

then i got smacked in the face by giant balls.

get btfo

 

[Zeo]

when i was 5 i had a dream that my town was at a 45 degree angle and giant stone boulders were rolling down every street and crushing shit. so i ran into GAME bcuz i was 5 and i thought it was safe, only to see my mum selling donuts to the cashier, completely unaware. i told her that giant balls were rolling around and she was like "nah fam i gotta sell these donuts" i was like "wtf mum you cut hair not sell donuts stop" and she shook her head. resigned to her fate, i ran off and sat a guy about my age. "i got an idea come with me" he said and i did. he stopped by a car, ducked down behind it and said "we'll be safe here." i was like "dude seriously that wont stop boulders" and he was like "lol kid do you wanna survive or not?' and i was like "not with u weirdo" so i ran into an alleyway. i saw him get crushed a few seconds later.

then i got smacked in the face by giant balls.

whose balls have you been smacked with