Post your favourite song lyrics

[Jer]

doesn't need to be one song, just anything that strikes a chord with you. I just want to know what sort of phrases people relate to here.

 

[21ml]

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

 

[Ond]

it doesnt have any lyris

for it is filled with words that kill

 

[Jimbo]

Anime bitches I look at her tiddies
Then I take her home and we countin' these fifties
I come to your city
I sneak in yo chimney
I tickle her kidney
And then I watch Disney
I love me some hentai, I go on XVIDEOS
Bitch I'm Dbangz stick my dick in yo Cheerios
Bitch I'm Dbangz I might fuck my computer
I whip out my dick and then pull up on my shooter
I tickle your booty and then I get neutered
I know I'm a loser
I tickle your tumor
I find me a bitch that got no sense of humor
It's Lil Cumstain I'm the booty consumer
I take her off her shoe and then do the maneuver
And if she act tough I might whip out the luber
You know I'm with Kia
I go to IKEA
She soft like a cheetah
She from Costa Rica
Hey Lil mama come through get respected
She take off her shoe I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe don't use protection
Kid call me Papi I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass that's a pussy oppression
You swear that she loyal your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes and I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her booty hole eat it like tacos
I respect on women she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit I put it on auto
Suck toes and eat ass that's the DBongo motto
I cuff me a Kia then write her a song
She take her shoe and I take off that thong
I whip my dick she said baby whats wrong
Girl nothing I'm boutta smash like I'm King Kong
Papi go harder I nutted a while back
Bitch I'm Dbangz I ball hard like the Wild Cats
He talking bout Troy
She whip out her toy
Cause my dick was to small for her to enjoy
I ming with the mom
Yeah Kia so bomb
I whip out my weenie or Pornhub.com
Swag, Swag, Swag

 

[Expax]

INTO THE MOTHERLAMD
THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH

HUNDREDS STAND SIDE BY SIDE
TO STOP THE NAZI CHARGE

 

[[ U - 511 ]]

Gordon Freeman saved my life
Gordon Freeman saved my life

Out in the streets of City 17
Civil Protection run a rigid machine
Break down my door, take me down to the station
They got ideas that I got information

My natural charm is only getting me so far
When out of the black I see the shape of a crowbar...

Gordon Freeman saved my life!
Fight for freedom with a brainstorm
Gordon Freeman saved my life!
Like Chuck Norris in a geek form

Completely silent, a violent creature
Despite looking like a geography teacher
Moves at the speed of a cheetah in its prime
Apparently he ain't running on Valve Time

I watch as the Combine are turnin' to flee, yeah!
They vanish into thin air like Episode 3, yeah!

Gordon Freeman saved my life!
Fight for freedom with a brainstorm
Gordon Freeman saved my life!
Like Chuck Norris in a geek form

Ooh
Gordon Freeman saved my life
Gordon Freeman saved my life

Gordon Freeman saved my life!
Fight for freedom with a brainstorm
Gordon Freeman saved my life!
Like Chuck Norris in a geek form

Gordon Freeman saved my life!
(You'll never get back what you lost)
Fight for freedom with a brainstorm
(You'll never get back what you lost)
Gordon Freeman saved my life!
(You left Black Mesa far too long)
Like Chuck Norris in a geek form
(You'll never find where you belong)

Fight for freedom with a brainstorm
(You'll never find where you belong)
Like Chuck Norris in a geek form
(You'll never find where you belong)
Fight for freedom with a brainstorm
Like Chuck Norris in a geek form

 

[Plankster]

bangs on piano
AAAAAAAAAAHH!!
AH!! AAHHHHHH!!
WOAAAAAAH!!
piano bangs
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE !!!
THEY HAVE NUCLEAR MISSILES!!
Wah!! WAAAAAAAH!!!!
WHY ARE YOU ALL JUST SITTING THERE?!?
DOING NOTHING?!?!!?

 

[Deleted member 118]

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang), Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)

next step in human evolution

 

[Vortigangster]

INTO THE MOTHERLAMD
THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH

HUNDREDS STAND SIDE BY SIDE
TO STOP THE NAZI CHARGE

Oh hey, I'm not the only one that says "Hundreds" instead of "Comrades"
Nice


(Unless you aren't singing it that way intentionally)

 

[the last man]

I LOOVE YOU JESUUES CHRUIIIIIIIST

 

[mårten]

I LOOVE YOU JESUUES CHRUIIIIIIIST

JEESSUUUS CHRUIIIST I LOOOVE YOUUU YESSS I DOOOOOOOOoOOOO

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze, Hollywood actor
I have a 2 foot high Patrick Swayze
Living under my bed at night
I keep him on a piece of five foot long nylon fishing twine
And I like him
He's a perfectly formed little man
With his head in perfect proportion to his body

 

[TheRobsterDJ]

Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man,
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders,
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra.

 

[Bada$$]

Aw man, God damn, all hell broke loose
You killed my cousin back in '94. Fuck yo truce
Now crawl yo head in that noose
You wind up dead on the news
Ain't no peace treaty, just pieces
BG's up to pre-approve, bodies on top of bodies
IV's on top of IV's
Obviously the coroner between the sheets like the Isleys
When you hop on that trolley
Make sure your colors correct
Make sure you're corporate, or they'll be calling your mother collect
They say the governor collect, all of our taxes except
When we in traffic and tragic happens, that shit ain't no threat
You movin backwards if you suggest that you sleep with a Tec
Go buy a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial, I guess
M.A.A.d city

 

[Garda De Fier]

Valkyrie
Tell me everything and baby I'll believe
Dancin' with the devil sweating gasoline
Rollin' down the river
Cause it's automatic,
so dramatic,
every time guaranteed

 

[Akula]

My mother was a hooker,
My father was a pimp,
He always told his girls to do it faster.
Now it would be my luck
That the two of them would fuck,
Now I'm a fighter pilot and a bastard

 

[Postino]

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
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Around the world, around the world
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Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
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Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

 

[Lord Cutler Beckett]

nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit

 

[Berke]

You could be sitting taking lunch
The news will hit you like a punch
It's only Tuesday

You never thought we'd go to war
After all the things we saw
It's April Fools day

Tomorrow never comes until it's too late

We'll all go running underground
And we'll be listening for the sound
It's only Wednesday

In your shelter, dimly lit,
Take some wool and learn to knit
'Cause it's a long day

Tomorrow never comes until it's too late

You'll hear a whistling overhead
Are you alive or are you dead?
It's only Thursday

You feel the shaking of the ground
A million candles burn around
Is it your birthday?

 

[mårten]

takataka DUUUUUEEEOOO WEEEE DOOO EEEEE taka DOOOEEUUU EEE DOO EEEEE