(Request) How to Make Your Own Pocket Pussy

[I'M #1 SO WHY TRY HARDER]

Please for the love of God just buy a fleshlight

Expensive

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

@A_cRaZeD_hObO™ what material is that? wax or something? I prefer gelatin for my pocket pussy needs

Well spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.

Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...

Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.

 

[Flanders]

Well spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.

Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...

Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.

this has to be an elaborate shitpost

 

[Shapok]

Well spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.

Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...

Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.

Please, you cannot abandon such a prestigious project. Keep posting ffs

 

[Deleted member 3818]

Well spotted. I would of course have used gelatin but Pigmeat is Unclean, and I can't guarantee it won't enter into any of my orifices.

Anyway the project is shelved for now, perhaps indefinitely. Mother found it on the windowsill beside my bed and I had some explaining to do...

Long story short, I then had to Google how to custom make a candle from the wax and pretend that was my plan all along. It's now sitting in the family bathroom, with no one the wiser. Probably won't burn long.. Might steal the wax back when/if it's ever used.

cum candle?

 

[Mike65536]

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

this has to be an elaborate shitpost

We've all done some shameful sexual acts haven't we, hmm?

 

[Mike65536]

We've all done some shameful sexual acts haven't we, hmm?

 

[abcdefg]

Hey man, once you figure out the perfect Pocket Pussy recipe, mind sharing it with me?

Perhaps, we could, I dunno, maybe use our Pocket Pussys together sometime? Hehe.

 

[Greaser]