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Post wild shit that happened in your school, whether it was years ago or recently
Most of the stories I have are from when I was somewhat young, so without further ado:
There was this kid who wouldn't stop farting, burping and more. I'm not even joking nor exaggerating; he would expel flatulence at a moments notice. All of this happened pretty much everywhere he went, even in class. We'll call him Timmy.
One day Timmy unleashed the kraken. I was right behind him as he let out a toxic cloud of ass gas into my face while I was writing shit down. The kid infront of him turned around to see what was going on and Timmy released a large burp he had probably been holding for two months. I clinged for my life as his best accomplishment in his life filled up inside of my lungs. Everyone was looking at Timmy who looked more than happy to unleash even more liquid ass into the room. They all started telling him to stop and some even called for the teacher, who didn't seem to give not even half a damn. Timmy broke down into tears, having just been defeated. I thought we were victorious and he learned his lessons, but no. He stood up, shit just got real. He howled a loud banshee call/screech and charged at me with full might (none, in terms of actual physical strength). He tried clawing and biting me, but his most effective attack was his uncontrollable burping straight in my face. The teacher simply watched while telling him to calm down. After a while of dodging and 100% pain, he did, and the bell rang not soon after.
What the fuck.
Then there was this one time where another kid who was good at kicking balls really far into the sky fucked up with epic proportions. He often kicked them out of the court by accident, which got him in trouble a lot, but nowhere near as close as this. I watched him kick a ball into the air, and it stayed there for a good while. When I saw it come down, it landed right ontop of a poor little kid who got absolutely destroyed from the impact. The teacher who was observing the courtyard saw it and started walking towards him. This is when he realized, that this time, he was royally fucked for good.
Another epic fuckup was when a kid brought a fake card which was overpowered and started beating everyone playing cards. At some point he gained a fuckton of them from his unwarranted victories and some other loser came crying to the teachers. This caused the school to ban cards entirely. To no one's surprise, this sparked a lot of lulz from nerds.
And to finish my collection of stories, we had this nerdy girl who wore glasses and usually had mucus coming out of her nose. It's like she didn't know what tissues were, which I'm pretty sure was the case. One time we were in class with no teachers and I don't remember why, but she said "la ferme" (french for shut up) to someone, then burst into tears. The white knights and girl clique started comforting her and saying stupid shit such as "It's alright she meant "la ferme" (which also happens to mean farm) as in the farm". The things they said were laughably dumb.
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Most of the stories I have are from when I was somewhat young, so without further ado:
There was this kid who wouldn't stop farting, burping and more. I'm not even joking nor exaggerating; he would expel flatulence at a moments notice. All of this happened pretty much everywhere he went, even in class. We'll call him Timmy.
One day Timmy unleashed the kraken. I was right behind him as he let out a toxic cloud of ass gas into my face while I was writing shit down. The kid infront of him turned around to see what was going on and Timmy released a large burp he had probably been holding for two months. I clinged for my life as his best accomplishment in his life filled up inside of my lungs. Everyone was looking at Timmy who looked more than happy to unleash even more liquid ass into the room. They all started telling him to stop and some even called for the teacher, who didn't seem to give not even half a damn. Timmy broke down into tears, having just been defeated. I thought we were victorious and he learned his lessons, but no. He stood up, shit just got real. He howled a loud banshee call/screech and charged at me with full might (none, in terms of actual physical strength). He tried clawing and biting me, but his most effective attack was his uncontrollable burping straight in my face. The teacher simply watched while telling him to calm down. After a while of dodging and 100% pain, he did, and the bell rang not soon after.
What the fuck.
Then there was this one time where another kid who was good at kicking balls really far into the sky fucked up with epic proportions. He often kicked them out of the court by accident, which got him in trouble a lot, but nowhere near as close as this. I watched him kick a ball into the air, and it stayed there for a good while. When I saw it come down, it landed right ontop of a poor little kid who got absolutely destroyed from the impact. The teacher who was observing the courtyard saw it and started walking towards him. This is when he realized, that this time, he was royally fucked for good.
Another epic fuckup was when a kid brought a fake card which was overpowered and started beating everyone playing cards. At some point he gained a fuckton of them from his unwarranted victories and some other loser came crying to the teachers. This caused the school to ban cards entirely. To no one's surprise, this sparked a lot of lulz from nerds.
And to finish my collection of stories, we had this nerdy girl who wore glasses and usually had mucus coming out of her nose. It's like she didn't know what tissues were, which I'm pretty sure was the case. One time we were in class with no teachers and I don't remember why, but she said "la ferme" (french for shut up) to someone, then burst into tears. The white knights and girl clique started comforting her and saying stupid shit such as "It's alright she meant "la ferme" (which also happens to mean farm) as in the farm". The things they said were laughably dumb.
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