Story - Thread Game

[Zeo Mause]

Simple game. You continue the story from the post above. Story will be fully concluded at the end of July and put together.

Ex. Post 1: Once upon a time, a kid got hit by a car and died.
You: Then he got revived and shit on the floor....
Someone else: Then he ran to his mother house and kissed her on the lips...


I'll start: Once upon a time, there was a man that had a severe drinking problem and...

 

[jarodine]

has a micro penis

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

has a micro penis

but despite this obvious physical flaw, he was a proud member of

 

[jarodine]

but despite this obvious physical flaw, he was a proud member of

antifa

 

[Sneaky]

which were really just lizards in disguise.

 

[Khaatamul Nasheed]

autism

 

[TarzanTheJungler]

~snip~ @Sir Goatson zinged it best lmao

 

[Goatson]

-said the man, as he realized what group he was part of

 

[TEA]

-said the man, as he realized what group he was part of

He regretted his awful life decisions and decided to load up his computer and play on Garry's Mod using one of the groups computers.

 

[nash]

He regretted his awful life decisions and decided to load up his computer and play on Garry's Mod using one of the groups computers.

before shortly committing suicide.

 

[TEA]

before shortly committing suicide.

He was fortunately a Christian and went to heaven, he met Jesus Christ and said...

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

He was fortunately a Christian and went to heaven, he met Jesus Christ and said...

"kys nerd"- suddenly a chute opened up below him

 

[nash]

"kys nerd"- suddenly a chute opened up below him

He then went to hell, where he...

 

[Zeo Mause]

met the man with a big penis ready to fuck him, until...

 

[Deleted member 603]

The man began sobbing as he admitted he had erectile dysfunction and hadn't felt the warm embrace of another man in years...

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

he muttered... "move this shit thread to quick threads...", holding his limp dick

 

[Sneaky]

he muttered... "move this shit thread to quick threads...", holding his limp dick

but that was really just one of his many dumb opinions he had. However in hell, he

 

[nash]

Was brutally beaten by Hitler's grunts

 

[Vice]

Was brutally beaten by Hitler's grunts

Who were actually angels according to god, he was sent back to earth on a mission to...

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

stop serving the JEWS , well the Jewry system that is , Keep your kids away from the Jew media and always track your child's education situation because brainwashing begins at a very early age.. history lessons in school.. nothing but biased views, twisted truth, lies.. to get their side of the story hardwired into your brain.. Boycott and expose evil terrorist Apartheid IsraHell. Fuck the supremacist traitorous JEWS.