Discussion in 'World War 3 Roleplay' started by Toasty, Aug 2, 2016.
now is the perfect chance to mix ww3rp with hl2rp
WW3 is dead accept it
Can you fuck off?
can we just post fortnite memes in here now.
I'm still going through Denial
Get angry then
It hasn't left us yet.
get down on your knees and taste the sweet sweet cum
after seeing africs video i remember i had one with ramsey aswell lol
this shit is ancient wtf
when can we have space war of nato vs soviet union
when i remember ww3rp is over
Finlay gets sold
Originally posted to LemonPunch forum in 2014:
Sometimes on the server unusual but enjoyable roleplay happens, I believe this was one of those times. It was getting later into the day, a pair of fruit vendors were roaming the map in their van looking for business, and I read the message:
The orange vendor unwittingly drives off with the Globalist in the back seat.
They had visited the Globalist base and were driving to the Coalition base next, doing their job of setting up a table next to anyone that was around and trying to flog us fruits "all cheap!" for our hard-earned requisition. When they arrived at our Coalition base it became apparent that the now familiar pair of merchants had a third member, wearing a green uniform and getting the attention of everyone around.
After some talking between the stowaway and the merchants, some tense moments, and a couple of shots, the Globalist was offered for 500(dollars I think, poor finlay got sold cheap) and the deal was agreed much quicker than when we had haggled fruit prices earlier. I was ready to grab the soldier as soon as he was released to us, pending the vendor being happy with the payment.
The money was readily accepted, I took control of the Globalist, and radio calls were made. We and the merchants parted ways, them driving off in their humorously badly handling van, flipping as it went over the hills, and we took the prisoner to the cells.
On the way to the Military Police building it was getting obvious that this P.O.W was one of the more vocal ones. Rather than going quietly we were regaled with a western song, which our sergeant did not appreciate:
Pvt. Neil Russel yells "ITS A LONG WAY TO TIPPERRARY"
Sgt. Lee 'Iron-Chef' Yeung-Yi drowns out his singing with North Korean propaganda.
Inside the building we spent some time trying to explain the situation to the Military Police, interrupted by the relentless shouting of our new guest, earning himself a kicking from a Coalition soldier standing nearby. If you thought that was a bad breach of the Geneva convention then read to the end...
As the cell door was opened I tried to drag him through, realising as I got inside that the body was stuck on the opposite wall spazzing out. The door had allowed me through but not the ragdoll. This didn't stop someone trying to force the ragdoll through with a physgun.
There's a few ways of getting a prisoner to the other side of the door, one of easier seemed to be teleportation. I wondered if a simple button on one side of the wall would be good enough with an Sdoor, involving roleplaying the use of a key. We eventually got him inside, I can't remember how, and he'd behaved and not taken the opportunity to attempt an escape.
Once inside, some decent RP was going on, with checking of dogtags and all that. I used to think of Military Police as babysitters for rowdy soldiers(I blame that awful Pearl Harbour movie) but here I could see them in their element, until all non-MP's were ordered out.
This was my last screenshot of the character, appropriately still holding the attention of several characters, keeping up the drama. I was on a watch tower later when I heard the explosion. Radio calls came in requesting a medic to the Military Police building. The character was eventually banned, and I heard in OOC that the cause of death was blood loss from the prisoner getting his arm blown off.
I feel like I need to write something to end this post with, but what could I write about a guarded P.O.W dying from an explosion? I don't think I want to know exactly how it happened because it can't have been good. I'm glad no journalist characters were present. I think the fruit merchants did a great job allowing the roleplay to happen, and people offering to treat an unusual situation seriously is always cool. It had ended as strangely as it had begun. Some characters leave quietly, humbly disappearing from their faction roster for many reasons. But this one had gone out with a bang, the events engraved into my memory like the plot of an especially hilarious comedy show episode. I hope finlay felt like this character was well spent, rather than wasted.
lol fuck off cunt, if it was required to be locked it would've been locked already dumb fucking kike
E: WHERE ARE MY FRIENDLY RATINGS
calm down georgie go back to watching propoganda