The Official Shamchat Thread

[Redhunter]

???

The idiotic SRPers don't set tags. It's much easier to piss off:
Bob (ur dad) against Sarah [Fem, 23, 5" 11', Bi, Blonde, Size C cups]

 

[MaXenzie]

This is a conversation between MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393 and yourself, A Rebel.
A Rebel: "Oh no!"
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: "Stay where you are, down on the ground, do it now!"
A Rebel: /me
A Rebel: "fuck you cops im a rebel" Bob Good pulls out his RPG, aiming it at the cop.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: "<:: Shit! ::>" MPF pulls out his AR2, and holds it in one hand, and wields his own RPG in another hand.
A Rebel: "Oh fuck!" The rebel pulls out his own AR2 with a crossbow attachment, aiming it at the coppa.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: Fires the guns at hi knowing that because he has advanced augmentations and armour, he will win.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: him*
A Rebel: The rebel dodges the attack in slow motion.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: Reaches for his radio and calls for a hero.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: He drops down onto the floor, and waits for backup.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: Loud footsteps can be heard, help is coming! What will the rebel do?
A Rebel: The rebel immediately rocket jumps out through the ceiling, using his cutscene HP to help him escape.
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: Instantly, the help jumps to the ceiling and fires at the rebel! It's an OTA! But....
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: IN THE DISTANCE!
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: A TRUE HERO RETURNS!
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: ITS HARAMBE!
A Rebel: *Gasp*
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: HES COME TO SAVE THE REBEL!
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: HE USES HIS MASSIVE STRENGTH TO THROW THE OTA AROUND JUST LIKE HE DID TO THE 3 YEAR OLD CHILD
A Rebel: YAY
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: But then...
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: BANG
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: HARAMBE GOT SHOT AGAIN!
MPF-RANGER-RnL.70393: The true hero lies dead
A Rebel: ._.
A Rebel: The rebel immediately whips his dick out for Harambe, before shooting himself.
You've left the conversation.

@Kieren00

 

[MaXenzie]

This is a conversation between Elf hunter (M, black hair, brown eyes) and yourself, Jeffrey Woods (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic).
Elf hunter (M, black hair, brown eyes): die
Elf hunter (M, black hair, brown eyes) has left the conversation.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

This is a conversation between Elf hunter (M, black hair, brown eyes) and yourself, Jeffrey Woods (M, AnyRP, Ref Pic).
Elf hunter (M, black hair, brown eyes): die
Elf hunter (M, black hair, brown eyes) has left the conversation.

nice DOUBLE POST DUDE

 

[Deleted member 377]

This is a conversation between Nudes on kik? (Girls only) and yourself, duck.
Nudes on kik? (Girls only) has left the conversation.

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

[doublepost=1475101936][/doublepost]Haha this ones fuckin awesome too

 

[Inspector Bandito]

[doublepost=1475101936][/doublepost]Haha this ones fuckin awesome too

bro why u shitpost

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

bro why u shitpost

I'm a real free spirit

 

[Jimbo]

pokemon GO to the polls hahaha

 

[Inspector Bandito]

This is a conversation between A Diapered Neko (F, 5'3", Petite, B cups, Thick thighs, Blue Hair/Fur, Diaper/Scat Fetish) and yourself,Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump: use srp tag u fuck
Forrest Gump: use srp tag u fuck
Forrest Gump: use srp tag u fuck
Forrest Gump: use srp tag u fuck
Forrest Gump: use srp tag u fuck
Forrest Gump: like wtf
Forrest Gump: is this hsit
A Diapered Neko (F, 5'3", Petite, B cups, Thick thighs, Blue Hair/Fur, Diaper/Scat Fetish): I am. Please calm yourself. Don't stress out over a silly website.
Forrest Gump: aha
Forrest Gump: i dont really think so
Forrest Gump: and yeah hte only silly thing here is u
A Diapered Neko (F, 5'3", Petite, B cups, Thick thighs, Blue Hair/Fur, Diaper/Scat Fetish): I am very silly.
Forrest Gump: ok im gonna run the fuck away now
You've left the conversation.



fucking kill me
how can someone beat their meat to this

 

[TheInnkeeper]

beat their meat to this

well that's a new one
even though it seems like it shouldnt be

 

[Inspector Bandito]

well that's a new one
even though it seems like it shouldnt be

well that's a new one
even though it seems like it shouldnt be

its a synonym for a male masturbating

 

[TheInnkeeper]

its a synonym for a male masturbating

no i got that
im not a spastic

 

[Inspector Bandito]

no i got that
im not a spastic

well people do it

 

[MaXenzie]

This is a conversation between Kia (F, Bi, 9, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes) and yourself, Jeffrey Woods (M, No SRP, Ref Pics, Literate, Long Term).
Jeffrey Woods (M, No SRP, Ref Pics, Literate, Long Term): (Uh, hey.)
Kia (F, Bi, 9, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes): (Hi!)
Jeffrey Woods (M, No SRP, Ref Pics, Literate, Long Term): (I'm surprised a 9 year old would know their sexuality. Anyway, scenario?)
Kia (F, Bi, 9, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes) has left the conversation.

 

[Inspector Bandito]

This is a conversation between Kia (F, Bi, 9, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes) and yourself, Jeffrey Woods (M, No SRP, Ref Pics, Literate, Long Term).
Jeffrey Woods (M, No SRP, Ref Pics, Literate, Long Term): (Uh, hey.)
Kia (F, Bi, 9, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes): (Hi!)
Jeffrey Woods (M, No SRP, Ref Pics, Literate, Long Term): (I'm surprised a 9 year old would know their sexuality. Anyway, scenario?)
Kia (F, Bi, 9, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes) has left the conversation.

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[TheInnkeeper]

what the fuck

This is a conversation between Gurrazor and yourself, Captain Jack Harkness .
Gurrazor: Hello.
Gurrazor: Would you like to purchase gold? I need more money.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hello. Captain Jack Harkness. And you are?
Gurrazor: Ah.
Gurrazor: Gurrayzer.
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I do not really have a use for currency. And pleasure to meet you.
Gurrazor: Ah, not gold as you think.
Gurrazor: 'Premium' gold.
Gurrazor: It gives you exclusive access to my other projects.
Captain Jack Harkness: Other projects?
Gurrazor: I call it 'Lemonpunch'.
Gurrazor: We're a rival to ''
Gurrazor: Which really are bad names.
Captain Jack Harkness: Never heard of any of them before. Mind explaining?
Gurrazor: Ah, well.
Gurrazor: Lemonpunch is my company, which earns me money. 12k in fact!
Gurrazor: It is a community of people that for some reason give me $15 for things that don't really exist.
Gurrazor has left the conversation.

Which one of you fucks did that
e: lmfao it 'd AF
e2: @MaXenzie it was you wasnt it

 

[Inspector Bandito]

what the fuck

This is a conversation between Gurrazor and yourself, Captain Jack Harkness .
Gurrazor: Hello.
Gurrazor: Would you like to purchase gold? I need more money.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hello. Captain Jack Harkness. And you are?
Gurrazor: Ah.
Gurrazor: Gurrayzer.
Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I do not really have a use for currency. And pleasure to meet you.
Gurrazor: Ah, not gold as you think.
Gurrazor: 'Premium' gold.
Gurrazor: It gives you exclusive access to my other projects.
Captain Jack Harkness: Other projects?
Gurrazor: I call it 'Lemonpunch'.
Gurrazor: We're a rival to ''
Gurrazor: Which really are bad names.
Captain Jack Harkness: Never heard of any of them before. Mind explaining?
Gurrazor: Ah, well.
Gurrazor: Lemonpunch is my company, which earns me money. 12k in fact!
Gurrazor: It is a community of people that for some reason give me $15 for things that don't really exist.
Gurrazor has left the conversation.

Which one of you fucks did that
e: lmfao it 'd AF
e2: @MaXenzie it was you wasnt it

ye this seems like maxenzies type of spelling n stuff

 

[TheInnkeeper]

ye this seems like maxenzies type of spelling n stuff

@MaXenzie #exposed #maxgate2016 #whyamiusinghashtagswhatthefuckmaxwhyareyoudoingthis

 

[MaXenzie]

ye this seems like maxenzies type of spelling n stuff

Nope, not me.

Never RP'd as Gurrazor except that time in August.